I am really, truly starting to develop an even deeper seeded hatred for mankind.
Who in the hell thought that was possible?!?
We live in a world where people are nothing but giant, ungrateful twatwaffles and I am calling your ass out on it.
I decided to go back to school. I’m currently juggling a full time job and college. Just for fun, i’m throwing university in the mix as well.
I LOVE being an over-achiever.
Almost about as much as I love being an asshole, but I digress.
So I took a camera basics class, it’s a fantastic introduction to all kinds of photography bits and pieces and great for anyone who wants to have better knowledge of their camera and see if maybe, just maybe commercial photography is for you.
I loved everything about it.
Except for one person.
Because let’s face it, there’s ALWAYS one.
So we did a round in studio (fucking amazing day) and the group consensus was that we would exchange pictures when we were done. Fair enough, it’s good experience which is the whole point.
That is until you nag the ever loving shit out of me to give you your pictures in the middle of our last class, which was Photoshop. So you know, in other words, one that was worth learning.
Nagging me is one thing.
Nagging me when I have PMS?
Nothing says klass like screaming: ‘calm your tits bitch i’ll give you your fucking pictures!’
I have some really nice shots of this ungrateful CUNextTuesday but I purposely gave her the shitty ones because i’m petty and spiteful like that. There was a few passable one’s in there but I was rushed, using a MAC (so foreign to me) on top of other things and she says to me, only give me one’s I can use. I can’t use these.
The fuck you say?
Oh hellllllllllllllllllll no.
Well I want a nice picture for my website, I need a picture I can use.
No. Just no.