OK so if anyone really knows me, I blog about a ton of stuff but rarely do I talk about my personal life…  However sometimes, you need to do the world a favor and essentially provide them with a PSA (public service announcement).  Yes I know what I am about to say/do is flat out wrong but you know what?  Men are really starting to piss me off these days and this guy really managed to get my panties in the biggest freaking knot EVER!  Of all the “dates” I’ve been on lately, there’s only one that stands out in my mind as actually being good, I mean great, screw that fabulous.  So thank you “V” for at least convincing me that not every guy is a psychopathic douche-bag!  At least some people, OK one person didn’t leave a bad impression.  Wish I could say that for the others but man, this guy really took the cake and blew me away!  Yes I know I should have walked away and left well enough alone but you know what, yeah this time I just can’t seem to let it go.  Once I get sucked into an argument, no matter how petty I WILL have the last word dammit and I did!

We started chatting briefly on one of those rare occasions I was on MSN…  I’m rarely on there, I just don’t have the time.  I thought he was too much of a pretty boy for my own personal tastes but hey, who am I to judge right?  So anyway warning bells started coming forth but not the screaming siren sort.   Mostly based on what he said, but I thought meh what’s the harm in going to meet him right?  So we made plans to go to a cafe beside his work on Notre Dame I’m thinking its this one Has a PHD in engineering (take notes kids!).  Bear in mind that I totally gave up everything I was planning on doing to go meet this guy for a date.  He’s leaving for New York for a conference (hope his plane crashes) in the afternoon and was going to be gone for a few days and since I have a few days off of work, why waste them?

Anyway, got a call from a friend who needed some help with her computer.  So I told her that I was on my way to this date with Eric and I would be a while.  Meaning I would be there within the hour if things didn’t work out or a few hours if they did.  So as I am about to walk in there, he texts me back telling me not to come.  I was like WTF I’m there and your pulling this shit on me?  So here’s a transcript of our text message conversation, then you can tell me what you think about the whole thing. Love my cell phone for this!  This is also why I don’t give anyone my land line number!  Very few people actually have it & there’s a reason for that!

Me: Just got a call from a friend, she needs me to help her later so I can’t stay too long. I’m almost there.
Eric:No don’t come please
Me: Why?
Eric: I don’t like the way u r treating me…
Me: OK…. What’s that supposed to mean?
Eric: Am at press cafe since 7 even though we said 8, I don’t like to rush. I was hoping to take time to talk without rush that u leave quickly.
Me: Yes we agreed on 8pm and its not 8pm yet. No, no I didn’t mean it like that!
Eric: I was hoping a great date. Anyway I don’t like the fact that you put pressure on me and say you will leave quickly. Because u have an other date or I don’t know. U have time now to prepare for for ur other date I deserve more than that believe me. Good luck
Steph: So I just called u, I DON’T have another date! Urgh! Anyway I told her I would be a few hours so I could see you but I guess not.
Eric: 01/02:Please just forget me am so angry that people can’t take time to have a date and a good conversation without rushing and trying to find (part 2 never made it into my in-box).
Me: I just wanted to let you know ahead of time so that u didn’t think it had ANYTHING to do with you. But whatever, I’m going home. Screw it!
Eric: No please am not in the mood to meet you anymore but good luck
Me: Yeah well nothing stopping me from acting as childish as you & walking in there & causing a huge scene now is there.
Eric: Lollll am not afraid
Me: Yeah you are, ain’t man enough to meet me cos you have some serious hang-ups. So run away little man, I don’t have time 4 games thanks. Seriously man, you got some serious issues, if its anyone who needs luck its not me, but you.
Eric: Lollll ok thank you. Its all about feeling… And pardon me i had a feeling when you sent me ur SMS And I always follow my feeling… This y I brought work here so if you don’t come I will work. (notice how he already told me not to but then says if I don’t… WTF man?) Me neither thanks
Me: Well I ain’t coming now! I’m still in the area but no thanks. Geez was trying to be polite til u freaked out.
Eric: Any way I have to work now good luck. 01/02:Am sorry but your SMS gave me a very bad feeling and impression. I hate to be in rush in general and I was hoping to see u for (again didn’t get part 2, I rarely do on this phone for some reason)01/02: Thank you for your voice message I really like your voice and may be I made a mistake by canceling but as I said I was too nervous. (Again missing part 2 as per the usual).
Me: You had a bad feeling cos you were nervous & ASSUMED I HAD ANOTHER DATE! If anyone deserves to be angry its me. That really wasn’t very fair.
Eric:I deserve more than fewminutes And if you was trying to find a reason to leave or cancel I easy this task for you that’s it.
Me: Yes you do which is why I was going to give u more then a few minutes, more like hours BUT U WOULDN’T LET ME.
Eric: Any way what ever u r going to do know that I am not a bad guy OK (come again? Your fucking crazy!)
Me: I’m sure your not but Jesus man, don’t jump to crazy conclusions or vicious assumptions! That was mean and I don’t deserve that at all!
Eric: I was thinking that u r giving me few minutes then leave. Where are you?
Me: At the bell center
Eric: Ok I applogize 9 million pardons
Me: I only wanted to tell you BEFORE I seen u, so that you WOULDN’T think it was you! Poor choice on my part apparently.
Eric: Ok come and I will drive u after where u want.
Me: Well right now your driving me crazy. Now isn’t a good idea because I’m still pretty angry & I’m freezing, I’d say tomorrow but…
Eric: Lolllokok I understand now lolllll
Me: Well HAD things gone well, I wud have stuck around for a few hours I told my friend that i wudn’t be free til around 12 or so just in case.
Eric: lollll ok I understand.
Me: I should hope so! No offense but don’t think I’m going to come running back after that especially tonight. Angry Steph isn’t pretty.
Eric: Am sure you r seeing your fuckfriend later lllllillollllll 100./. Have good sex lol and delete my msn & phone forever.
Me: Fuck off, I don’t have one! (yet)
So I called him when I got home, because well I have to have the last word in these situations of course lol.
Eric loll I just wanted you to react… You don’t know how much I love your last voice mail loll love it love it loll
I can’t stop laughing and listening to it… Believe me am very normal and not retarted lolll (um hmmm)
Me: Your an ass! Oh I reacted all right, if u were standing in front of me I wud have smashed ur pretty face in, I box don’t fuck with me! (He stopped texting me after that I think then he clued in that I was serious and beyond pissed at this point)!  Childish, yes it was.  He totally deserves it though, no matter how low I am in doing this.  I have the words bella vendetta tattooed on me for a reason! ” Yeah I have a REAL hard time believing that, sorry about your luck sweetcheeks, I’m obviously more then your capable of handling. ur loss. For someone who told me to loose their number and all that shit, you just can’t help yourself now can you? You want it so bad you can taste it. Well if anything you’ll be the star of my blog later once I fwd these texts to me e-mail (then I sent him the URL)

So that being Said…  His name is Eric (or so he claims but I have a hard time believing that)That’s all I have to say about that!