{"id":1375,"date":"2011-03-13T19:23:25","date_gmt":"2011-03-13T23:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1375"},"modified":"2011-03-13T19:23:47","modified_gmt":"2011-03-13T23:23:47","slug":"1375","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1375","title":{"rendered":"This is how you say F**K you politely and without actually having to say it :)? AKA my bitchy letter to my landlord"},"content":{"rendered":"

BEHOLD!<\/strong><\/p>\n

There is something SO<\/strong><\/span> satisfying about telling someone off who\\’s done you So. Much. Wrong. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Allow me to make something clear to you. \u00a0This is MY<\/strong> home.\u00a0 I pay rent for the \u201cprivilege\u201d of living here. \u00a0The R\u00e9gie du logement has it clearly stated on their website that NO ONE<\/strong> is allowed access to anyone\u2019s dwelling without twenty four hours of notice either written or verbal unless there is an extreme emergency. \u00a0Such as a flood, a fire, an electrical problem and so forth. \u00a0NONE <\/strong>of which occurred the day in question.<\/em><\/p>\n

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You can not under ANY<\/strong> circumstances e-mail me and show up at my door a few hours later, this is NOT<\/strong> how it works.<\/em><\/p>\n

I am well aware that experts do not work on weekends. \u00a0However is this \u201cexpert\u201d of yours registered with the government as outlined in the Ville de Montreal\u2019s website?\u00a0 More specifically outlined in the pamphlet that I sent you the link to.\u00a0 Because I will ask to see such verification before I allow entrance of whoever your expert is into my home.<\/em><\/p>\n

Is this expert of yours aware that it takes upwards of two hours to complete the job and that it is recommended that I not be in residence for at least 45 minutes after the fact? <\/em><\/p>\n

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So please enlighten me as to how that would work showing up at my door at almost 8pm?<\/em><\/p>\n

Also please note that the next time you try to unlawfully enter my apartment without my permission I will be calling the police. \u00a0I am quite certain that you would not like to be arrested for unlawful entering and trespassing. \u00a0This is exactly what will happen should you make that attempt again without my permission.<\/em><\/p>\n

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I did not give you ANY<\/strong> permission verbal or written to enter my apartment. \u00a0I don\u2019t know who you think you are showing up at my door when it\u2019s convient for you without giving me reasonable notice first. \u00a0Certain steps need to be taken in terms of preparation to have the job done. \u00a0Ergo notice is necessary.\u00a0 Otherwise this will just prolong the job at hand, which takes a lot longer then 5-10 minutes.<\/em><\/p>\n

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I was home when you arrived, granted I had not checked my e-mail at that point and was indisposed and un-able to answer my door.\u00a0 That was when I heard someone trying to enter into my dwelling.\u00a0 After having experienced a recent attempted break-in, I am on high alert when someone shows up at my door un-announced. \u00a0By the time I was able to get to the door, no one was there. \u00a0However judging by your e-mail saying that it was you at my door, I can assume that it was you.<\/em><\/p>\n

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What if you were able to gain un-permissible access when it was a NON<\/strong><\/span> emergency and I was with someone?\u00a0 I have a right to my privacy.\u00a0 I have been nothing but patient, considerate and understanding about pretty much everything.\u00a0 Violating my rights is where I draw the line.\u00a0 It wasn\u2019t urgent until I filed a complaint with the R\u00e9gie du logement who then suggested due to the nature of one my (numerous) complaints I contact the Ville de Montreal for intervention.\u00a0 Clearly this is a rather pathetic attempt at trying to save you and perhaps your job.\u00a0 Lest the city step in and discover a whole plethora of things wrong with my dwelling or the building.\u00a0 Had you actually taken the time to respond to my registered letter within the proposed time line and followed the protocol as set forth by the R\u00e9gie du logement then this wouldn\u2019t have been an issue. \u00a0However you didn\u2019t, therefore it is.<\/em><\/p>\n

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I have already spoken to a representative at the Ville de Montreal office and I will be scheduling an appointment with a building inspector regardless.\u00a0 Whereupon I will be taking their findings with me to my yet to be scheduled hearing with the R\u00e9gie du logement.<\/em><\/p>\n

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I will not be free most of this week as I have meetings and so forth and will not be able to free up anytime for this matter. \u00a0It\u2019s not urgent, although still problematic in nature.\u00a0 I have however been living with this situation for months now. \u00a0As much as it\u2019s physically, mentally and emotionally troubling to me I will have no choice but to live with it a little longer.\u00a0 You had more then sufficient and ample time to correct this.\u00a0 Time which was not utilized by yourself.\u00a0 That\u2019s also not my fault and I will exercise any form of recourse bestowed upon me by the Ville de Montreal and the R\u00e9gie du logement from here on out.<\/em><\/p>\n

I feel SO<\/strong> much better now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

BEHOLD! There is something SO satisfying about telling someone off who\\’s done you So. Much. Wrong. \ud83d\ude42 Allow me to make something clear to you. \u00a0This is MY home.\u00a0 I pay rent for the \u201cprivilege\u201d of living here. \u00a0The R\u00e9gie du logement has it clearly stated on their website that NO ONE is allowed access […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,9,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-are-you-fing-kidding-me","category-epic-fail","category-what-the-fuck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}