Shit happens when I don\\’t get enough sleep\/<\/p>\n
No really. It does.<\/em><\/p>\n So technically this is Sunday night antics leads to Monday Fuckery. \u00a0But whatever.<\/p>\n Point being I stayed up too late on Sunday night get all uber excited about my new smart phone<\/a>\u00a0and spent farrrrrrrr too much time playing angry birds\u00a0\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0(speaking of angry birds & smart phones, it\\’s FREE for Android and NOT for iphone HA!) anyway moving along…<\/p>\n So wake up at 5:30 am after going to bed at almost midnight (yeah I know smooth move there Steph) and it was FREEZING in my room. \u00a0Glass cutter needed? \u00a0Just give me a call, I\\’m there! \u00a0I guess this is what I get for sleeping naked? \u00a0Hellooooooooo it\\’s AUGUST FFS! \u00a0Jammies should not be required in what is considered the \\’summer months\\’\u00a0seriously. \u00a0My bed, so cozy & so very awesome. \u00a0I LOVE my bed. \u00a0Perhaps a little too much?<\/p>\n \u00a0Seriously. \u00a0Look at that! \u00a0Doesn\\’t it just make you want to crawl in it and have the most Of course it does.<\/em><\/p>\n Memory foam everything FTW!<\/p>\n So yeah, dragging my naked self out of bed at the butt crack of dawn, freezing my ass off (literally) wondering where in the hell my fuzzy robe was while having to pee really bad. \u00a0I really should just leave it on the floor instead of hanging up all nice and proper like.<\/p>\n Because that would make sense.<\/em><\/p>\n Anyway get myself mostly put together and then I can\\’t find my damn jeans. \u00a0You know the one\\’s I had in my hand and put down briefly to go do something and then for the life of my couldn\\’t find again. \u00a0I mean\u00a0seriously, WTF is that? \u00a0So there I am, trolling around my apartment mostly dressed sans pants while muttering where in the fuck are my jeans to myself whilst looking for said jeans. \u00a0Thankfully I had a clean pair on my \\’chair-drobe\\’ because lord knows, I hate doing laundry and the 5 foot pile of it in my room is testament to that very fact. \u00a0So after wasting loads of time getting ready and missing the bus that I wanted to take, I finally got my ass en route to work.<\/p>\n Staggered into the dep at the metro because this guy has some killer\u00a0croissants\u00a0and he also has coffee. \u00a0AKA the breakfast of champions. \u00a0It was insanely windy outside and all I wanted was to suck back some of my awesome coffee\u00a0delicious-ness and get through my day. \u00a0Anyway, mission\u00a0accomplished. \u00a0Cafe was consumed, as was the awesome\u00a0croissant\u00a0AND Can-Am not only arrived on time but they also didn\\’t fuck up my produce order. \u00a0The best part, my banana\\’s were actually fit for immediate consumption (they\\’re the easiest to prepare) unlike the previous order where all 20lbs yes TWENTY POUNDS of my banana\\’s were a hideous shade of day glow green! \u00a0Something very much like number 1 when really, ideally they\\’d be closer to 5 seeing as how I order \u00a0then half & half. \u00a0So in theory they should be 2-3 & 4-5. \u00a0Took almost 2 weeks for those bastards to ripen! \u00a0Anyway, I had hope. \u00a0Hope that maybe today wouldn\\’t turn out to be such a craptacular day!<\/p>\n![\\\"\\\"](\\\"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/July-1st-010-768x1024.jpg\\\" "\\\\"My")
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