{"id":1456,"date":"2011-08-28T10:50:25","date_gmt":"2011-08-28T14:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1456"},"modified":"2011-08-28T11:05:19","modified_gmt":"2011-08-28T15:05:19","slug":"saturday-shenanigans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1456","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Shenanigans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have the most\u00a0ridiculously\u00a0random, yet totally awesome life EVER!<\/p>\n<p>No really.<\/p>\n<p>I do.<\/p>\n<p>I hosted a day long fundraiser at my place yesterday to help out a friend. \u00a0Started at 9am and ran until some obscure hour in the wee hours of the morning. \u00a0It was by and large one of the Best. Saturday\\&#8217;s. Ever. \u00a0It started out innocently enough, get up, get stuff done. \u00a0Or so that was the plan at the very least.<\/p>\n<p>So for those of you who missed it, here\\&#8217;s the highlights in no particular order with no back story included:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My\u00a0superintendent\u00a0told me that I could get around the no lease clause of no dogs allowed YAY! \u00a0Except right now I can\\&#8217;t but someday. \u00a0Having your super think that you\\&#8217;re hot has it\\&#8217;s\u00a0privileges.<\/li>\n<li>I got blatantly hit on by some 400lb dude who said it was totally OK if I was his stalker.<\/li>\n<li>Which led to me throwing up in my mouth a little and saying (after many drinks later) \\&#8217;Can you imagine me trying to have sex with that guy? \u00a0I don\\&#8217;t think I could bear the weight of him being on top, I\\&#8217;m not\u00a0flexible\u00a0enough nor are my legs long enough to be on top and my knees are bad\\&#8217; which if you were there, you\\&#8217;d get it &amp; laugh because everyone else did. \u00a0Fuck you if you think I\\&#8217;m being mean (because I admit that I totally was insensitive) because it was pretty damn funny <em>if you were there<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Got to meet some of my awesome\u00a0neighbors which makes me feel damn good about this apartment. With the exception of having to meet one due to Jackson finding her poor cat on the road, who we invited over for drinks.<\/li>\n<li>Poor person\\&#8217;s cat who died? \u00a0HOT! \u00a0OMFG This is one of the hottest woman I have ever seen! \u00a0Which also prompted me to say, after total inebriation: \\&#8217; I\\&#8217;m mostly straight but I would totally tap that!\\&#8217; I also totally would because she\\&#8217;s freaking hot!<\/li>\n<li>Headlocks were had.<\/li>\n<li>Boobs were groped.<\/li>\n<li>Pants were lost.<\/li>\n<li>Such comments like the back of your head NEEDS to be\u00a0smooched\u00a0in my boobs (yes that was me) were said.<\/li>\n<li>Filters and indoor voices became a thing of the past.<\/li>\n<li>Wine, rum &amp; beer was bought, consumed and spilled.<\/li>\n<li>Smoking&#8230; \u00a0Lot\\&#8217;s &amp; lot\\&#8217;s of smoking.<\/li>\n<li>Lot\\&#8217;s of lesbians.<\/li>\n<li>Lewd and totally\u00a0inappropriate\u00a0comments were said. (Which if you know me is the norm, but when I\\&#8217;m that shitfaced it\\&#8217;s even worse)<\/li>\n<li>Tattoos were flashed.<\/li>\n<li>Cast members from <a href=\\\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Webdreams\\\">Webdreams <\/a>were met.<\/li>\n<li>The word naughty became one of the most used words of the evening.<\/li>\n<li>Smoking hot\u00a0photo-shoots\u00a0were planned.<\/li>\n<li>My friends wife ended up in my bed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>And much, MUCH more. \u00a0Which I can not disclose. \u00a0Because what happens on Shitfaced Saturday\\&#8217;s at Steph\\&#8217;s Stays at SSS.<\/div>\n<div>Partying with me &amp; select friends really IS that awesome.<\/div>\n<div>After all \u00a0<del>membership<\/del> friendship has it\\&#8217;s\u00a0privileges. \ud83d\ude09<\/div>\n<p>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have the most\u00a0ridiculously\u00a0random, yet totally awesome life EVER! No really. I do. I hosted a day long fundraiser at my place yesterday to help out a friend. \u00a0Started at 9am and ran until some obscure hour in the wee hours of the morning. \u00a0It was by and large one of the Best. Saturday\\&#8217;s. Ever. 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