{"id":1485,"date":"2011-11-30T21:32:19","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T02:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1485"},"modified":"2011-11-30T21:32:19","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T02:32:19","slug":"please-pass-the-eye-bleach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1485","title":{"rendered":"Please pass the eye bleach…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Before I totally ruin your day\/appetite allow me to\u00a0introduce\u00a0you to the new man in my life \u00a0\ud83d\ude42 \u00a0His name is Shamrock, he\\’s pretty awesome & I only have him for a limited time. \u00a0This adorable bundle of cute was surrendered by his owner who moved to Singapore for 5 years and couldn\\’t afford the 10 grand (yes, ten thousand dollars) to have him tag along. \u00a0After having Anna step in and save him literally hours from being gassed, he\\’s a pretty happy boy:<\/p>\n\\\"\\\"<\/a>\n

Handsome little man isn\\’t he? \u00a0He smiles like that ALL the time. \u00a0I do adore him & he\\’s cute\/funny\/sweet company but sadly I can\\’t offer him the kind of home that he needs for the long term. \u00a0I KNOW<\/em> this & I wish people would stop telling me that I should keep him when I know that I can\\’t. \u00a0I do OK on my own, but I do enjoy my freedom and not only that his food\/toys\/vet bills are being either donated and\/or paid for by someone else. \u00a0Unlike some people who adopt animals, I do have a\u00a0realistic\u00a0approach to this situation. \u00a0I do hope that he finds a good forever home soon, he deserves it!<\/p>\n

In other news…<\/p>\n

I cancelled my account on a certain site. \u00a0Clearly in a moment of what can only be described as sheer stupidity (one of which I have 0 recollection of) I apparently gave someone my e-mail address. \u00a0Well not the one I use on a day to day basis mind you. \u00a0The I might get back to you but likely not e-mail address. \u00a0You know the one where you just use your initals or some odd ball variation of your name.<\/p>\n

\u00a0We all have one of those. \u00a0 \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

So I rarely check this account and there is this e-mail from someone who said why did you cancel your account on (insert site name here)? \u00a0I thought to myself who the fuck are you? \u00a0I almost never use that e-mail anymore for anything and I know that I haven\\’t given it out in a really long time because of it. \u00a0Furthermore, I don\\’t date red heads.<\/p>\n

EVER.<\/p>\n

Yes I am a natural red head, however so is my father (ick) and I quite simply do not find it attractive in any way shape or form. \u00a0Redheaded woman are smoking hot, men yeahhhhhhh not so much…<\/p>\n

Anyway back to the story at hand. \u00a0There\\’s a file attachment. \u00a0No big deal, could be his face for all I know and I was thinking \u00a0<\/del>\u00a0hoping \u00a0<\/del>\u00a0praying to anyone who would listen that that\\’s all<\/em> it was. \u00a0Except I was wrong and I of course had to open the e-mail itself. \u00a0G-Mail of course provides you with a decent sized thumbnail of what that\u00a0attachment\u00a0is.<\/p>\n

Behold:<\/p>\n\\\"\\\"<\/a>\n

I threw up in my mouth a little. \u00a0I actually thought that I was going to vomit my dinner all over my desk in a projectile fashion. \u00a0So of course I had to share the horror. \u00a0Which garnered the following responses:<\/p>\n