\nDan<\/strong> (in a snotty tone): Ugh I don\\’t!
\nMe:<\/strong> Why not? What\\’s wrong with pirates:
\nSnotty tone Dan:<\/strong> Ugh because like I grew up in Quebec like and like that\\’s not a part of Quebec\/French Canadian culture (you mean not a part of your household \\’culture\\’ douchebag?<\/em>) so I was like never exposed to them. \u00a0Pirates are only cool these days because of Pirates of the\u00a0Caribbean.
\nMe:<\/strong> Well OK then… I don\\’t expect you to get it, but don\\’t be so fucking judgmental Dan; it makes you look like a total ass bag.
\nSnotty tone Dan:<\/strong> Ugh well like whatever Steph! (sounding like a valley girl<\/span>)<\/p>\n
Then he goes onto tell me some story about a robot chicken episode where there\\’s a pirate and he\\’s smelly because he hasn\\’t bathed in an eternity and has scurvy or some shit.<\/p>\n
I honestly don\\’t really know what he was saying because at one point I just started to tune his ass out because I couldn\\’t stand his over use of the word like and sounding like a fucking valley girl.<\/em><\/p>\n His bottom line:<\/strong> Pirates aren\\’t all that glamorous and shit.<\/p>\n I never said they were. \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n My bottom line:<\/strong> I can\\’t stand talking to the guy anyway. \u00a0This is why he\\’ll never get laid (especially by me), he\\’s obnoxiously \u00a0judgmental, whines constantly, makes the most ignorant statements ever and sounds and talks like a fucking valley girl! \u00a0Needless to say, we don\\’t talk anymore. \u00a0I don\\’t care how\u00a0judgmental\u00a0I sound, I WILL judge you for butchering the English language, it\\’s sad that in today\\’s day and age that using proper sentence structure and grammar and not sounding like an extra from Legally Blonde is actually hot…<\/p>\n Random Fact: \u00a0I\\’ve never seen ANY of the pirates of the Caribbean\u00a0movies. \u00a0<\/strong>In other words… \u00a0Johnny Depp and his hotness, let alone ANY of those movies had ZERO\u00a0influence on my sleeve. \u00a0I wanted something to represent my niece and nephew. \u00a0I also LOVE skulls and Jolly Roger style flags and regardless of all the negative aspects of pirates, they are\u00a0seriously\u00a0bad-ass. \u00a0So on came the\u00a0original plan: two pirate \/Jolly Roger styled flags one girly, one more manly with the text : Death before Dishonour. \u00a0That was really all I wanted in the\u00a0beginning\u00a0and then Tim (my brilliant tattoo artist) \u00a0got right into it and so did I. \u00a0Thus my sleeve was born.<\/p>\n I had always intended to sleeve out my arm, I just wasn\\’t sure how to\u00a0incorporate\u00a0an entire pirate theme into one sleeve. \u00a0Not as simple as it sounds. \u00a0The internet didn\\’t yield much inspiration in that regard and it\\’s essentially been a collaboration of Tim & I pulling idea\\’s out of thin air and using\u00a0reference\u00a0material that other clients never ended up using. \u00a0Needless to say with my ship, the compass rose, the two flag, text and my new bad ass, sword wielding\u00a0skeleton with a treasure chest, things are well under way! \u00a0I need to get a proper picture of the whole thing so I can show it off in all it\\’s glory.<\/p>\n I don\\’t give a shit if you don\\’t like it. \u00a0It\\’s MINE! \u00a0My tattoo designed by my tattoo artist and myself.\u00a0It\\’s pretty damn awesome and I love it! \u00a0\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
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