{"id":1602,"date":"2012-01-04T18:09:38","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T23:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1602"},"modified":"2012-01-04T19:28:09","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T00:28:09","slug":"dyacdrunk-texts-stephafied","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1602","title":{"rendered":"DYAC\/Drunk texts-Stephafied"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have an android smart phone. \u00a0I have to say, it\\’s pretty awesome and has come in handy on more then one occasion. \u00a0Although I refuse to be one of those people who is constantly on their phone updating their shit. \u00a0I have better things to do with my time. \u00a0I\\’m also pretty careless with where I leave it sometimes.<\/p>\n

Maybe I just don\\’t want to be found?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Anyway the website DYAC (damn you auto correct)\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0is usually full of win. \u00a0While I don\\’t have an iphone (so I can\\’t screen shot them) I still have that somewhat irritating although occasionally entertaining predictive text\/auto correct feature on my phone. \u00a0Sometime\\’s it\\’s just because I\\’m drunk… \u00a0In any case, I can always e-mail the convo\\’s and sometimes they have merit. \u00a0This is one of those times.<\/p>\n

My favorite: Between Adam & I:\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Where do you live now?<\/strong>
\nNear Montreal pussy station.<\/em>
\nIs that a new\u00a0strip\u00a0club? \u00a0<\/strong>
\nHa ha what? No. Oh fucking phone. \u00a0No Montreal Ouest, as in the train station. \u00a0There is however a strip club up the street.<\/em><\/p>\n

Between Wayne (my gay boyfriend) & I.<\/span> \u00a0I was trying to convince him to come out to the bar<\/em> :
\nShit sidelines looks busy now lol or is that the whole bar outside lol<\/strong>\/
\nNope it\\’s Busty. I mean busy lol.<\/em> (Every time I went to type in BUSY, it would auto correct it to Busty)
\nYou are busty lol.<\/strong>
\nLol yeah I know<\/em>
\nha ha.<\/strong>
\nBabe you still awake? come see mrerree!<\/em>
\nI am not going out I am hun hunny sorry lol.<\/strong>
\nI\\’m sure you are babe but what does the size of your cock have to do with anything? \ud83d\ude09<\/em>
\nNot my cock omg hungover helllooooooooo omg lololol. And I am not hung lmfao bahhaha.<\/strong>
\nThat\\’s not what I heard.<\/em><\/p>\n

Same night, between Amy & I<\/span> (I was well on my way at this point, thank God Amy\\’s a teacher and clearly speaks drunkennease too):
\nIs it busy and where abouts r u sitting?<\/strong>
\nIt\\’s busty enough and were buy the frontal.<\/em>
\nNear where we were yesterday?<\/strong>
\nYeah but closer to the stage, my mom\\’s preggers spot (was supposed to say\u00a0preferred).<\/em>
\nOk. Ryan says he knows where u are.<\/strong>
\nLol K. Dandra\\’s here<\/em> (my sister Sandra)<\/p>\n

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I have an android smart phone. \u00a0I have to say, it\\’s pretty awesome and has come in handy on more then one occasion. \u00a0Although I refuse to be one of those people who is constantly on their phone updating their shit. \u00a0I have better things to do with my time. \u00a0I\\’m also pretty careless with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,50,23,41,79,48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-ftw","category-funnies","category-awesome","category-snippets","category-steph-afied"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}