{"id":1609,"date":"2012-01-05T18:59:51","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T23:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1609"},"modified":"2012-01-05T19:46:56","modified_gmt":"2012-01-06T00:46:56","slug":"lifes-little-conversation-gems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1609","title":{"rendered":"Life\\&#8217;s little conversation gems&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK so bear in mind I had a major fat kid vacation so my\u00a0healthier\u00a0habits basically went into the toilet. \u00a0As a result I\\&#8217;m making a\u00a0conscious\u00a0effort to do a little better. \u00a0One of those things would be to consume more water, I\\&#8217;m tired of feeling lethargic and\u00a0dehydrated. \u00a0So this is a good thing, having to pee all the time, not so much. \u00a0As a result of this, this conversation happened today at work.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Good lord, I need to pee again!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Co-worker:<\/strong> Happens to people who are pregnant.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Nope, that\\&#8217;s *not* possible.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C0-worker:<\/strong> Sure it is, my friend got pregnant and she was on the pill.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> (laughing) No (insert co-workers name here), I can\\&#8217;t get pregnant because I don\\&#8217;t have anyone to have sex with.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C0-worker: *<\/strong><em>Awkward\u00a0silence*\u00a0<\/em> Soooooo lunch?<\/p>\n<p>We both had a good laugh over the whole thing. \u00a0Maybe you just had to be there?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK so bear in mind I had a major fat kid vacation so my\u00a0healthier\u00a0habits basically went into the toilet. \u00a0As a result I\\&#8217;m making a\u00a0conscious\u00a0effort to do a little better. \u00a0One of those things would be to consume more water, I\\&#8217;m tired of feeling lethargic and\u00a0dehydrated. \u00a0So this is a good thing, having to pee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,13,79,12,42,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funnies","category-random-things","category-snippets","category-tmi","category-we-have-fun","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}