{"id":1623,"date":"2012-01-07T23:07:54","date_gmt":"2012-01-08T04:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1623"},"modified":"2012-01-08T22:00:35","modified_gmt":"2012-01-09T03:00:35","slug":"busted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1623","title":{"rendered":"Busted!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like I just nailed your\u00a0judgmental\u00a0ass to the wall now didn\\&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p>Guys think they\\&#8217;re so slick and oh-so-clever sometimes, I got news for you honey&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>You\\&#8217;re anything but! \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I\\&#8217;ve worked in the food industry for two decades. \u00a015 of those years have been spent in\u00a0restaurants\u00a0where more often then not, I\\&#8217;m the ONLY woman who has the balls to work the line. \u00a0It\\&#8217;s not an easy\u00a0industry\u00a0to be in and even more complicated if you\\&#8217;re a woman. \u00a0In any case, you really get to know a lot about men. Mostly just how full of shit they really are.<\/p>\n<p>So earlier I was talking to some random dude and he asked for a picture, which is fine. \u00a0I have a few and most of them *do* have other people in them. \u00a0I\\&#8217;m not going to be one of those douchebags who takes pictures of themselves in a fucking mirror with their God-Damn phone! \u00a0So get over it and move on with your life. \u00a0I have nothing to hide, it\\&#8217;s not as if I weigh 350lbs and even if I did&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>WHO GIVES A SHIT!<\/p>\n<p>Most guys however do. \u00a0So I hear a lot of: Do you have other pictures of yourself, you know one\\&#8217;s without furniture, or another person, a full length picture of yourself yada yada yada&#8230; \u00a0Which all basically sums up to one thing: Want to see how much you weigh, because no one wants to fuck a fat chick. \u00a0We\\&#8217;re all shallow in some way or another but this just kills me. \u00a0Whatever, either you like me or you don\\&#8217;t, I personally don\\&#8217;t care which. \u00a0I\\&#8217;m not a barbie doll, nor do I want to look like one either. \u00a0I have a body, I have curves and I don\\&#8217;t see <span style=\\\"text-decoration: underline;\\\"><strong>anyone<\/strong><\/span> complaining about my bra size (well except for me) so while talking to Ben earlier he asked me for a picture, preferably with no clothes and did I have one of my stomach because he\\&#8217;s \\&#8217;big\\&#8217; into those.<\/p>\n<h1>Seriously?<\/h1>\n<h1>Clearly you think I\\&#8217;m retarded and don\\&#8217;t understand that pretext&#8230;<\/h1>\n<p>So this is basically how that little incident played out (using actual text):<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\"><a href=\\\"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/GTFO1.jpg\\\"><img class=\\\"size-full wp-image-1624\\\" title=\\\"GTFO1\\\" src=\\\"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/GTFO1.jpg\\\" alt=\\\"\\\" width=\\\"355\\\" height=\\\"901\\\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">That\\&#8217;s all I have to say about that.<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">PS check <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.adipositivity.com\/\\\">this out<\/a>, it\\&#8217;s pretty awesome!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like I just nailed your\u00a0judgmental\u00a0ass to the wall now didn\\&#8217;t I? Guys think they\\&#8217;re so slick and oh-so-clever sometimes, I got news for you honey&#8230; You\\&#8217;re anything but! \u00a0 I\\&#8217;ve worked in the food industry for two decades. \u00a015 of those years have been spent in\u00a0restaurants\u00a0where more often then not, I\\&#8217;m the ONLY woman [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,38,9,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-are-you-fing-kidding-me","category-dating","category-epic-fail","category-what-the-fuck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}