{"id":1690,"date":"2012-01-27T20:37:11","date_gmt":"2012-01-28T01:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1690"},"modified":"2012-01-27T20:38:47","modified_gmt":"2012-01-28T01:38:47","slug":"baby-dont-sing-it-bring-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=1690","title":{"rendered":"Baby&#8230; Don\\&#8217;t sing it! Bring. It."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Funny thing about dating, a large number of guys that I have spoken to or gone out with play the OS card.<\/p>\n<p><em>I ain\\&#8217;t talking about operating systems either.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oral. Sex. \u00a0Why, oh why does everyone play that card? \u00a0I mean I know men are horribly desperate for blow jobs, however that doesn\\&#8217;t mean that our thighs get all a quiver at the mere thought of someone dining out on us. \u00a0I\\&#8217;ve lost count about how many times a guy has claimed that he just loooooooooves going down on a woman. <em>*Insert eye roll here*\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You want to know what\u00a0phrase\u00a0actually get\\&#8217;s me hot?<\/p>\n<p><em>I\\&#8217;ll do the dishes.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So listen up boys, if you\\&#8217;re going to go on and on and on about just how much eating pussy gets you hot&#8230; \u00a0<del>Maybe you should go to Chinatown .<\/del><\/p>\n<p>Prove it. \u00a0Don\\&#8217;t fucking sing it honey, just bring it.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise? Just do my dishes and STFU.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Woman everywhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny thing about dating, a large number of guys that I have spoken to or gone out with play the OS card. I ain\\&#8217;t talking about operating systems either.\u00a0 Oral. Sex. \u00a0Why, oh why does everyone play that card? \u00a0I mean I know men are horribly desperate for blow jobs, however that doesn\\&#8217;t mean that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,12,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-are-you-fing-kidding-me","category-tmi","category-totally-tasteless"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}