I hate boys that whine. \u00a0I really have a deeply rooted dislike for them. \u00a0What slays me is that men always complain about how their S\/O are\u00a0clingy, or nag too much. \u00a0You know, the usual.<\/p>\n
Clearly they\\’re not\u00a0acquainted\u00a0with some of the men that have had the misfortune to cross my path. \u00a0First there\\’s Bryan who really needs to man up and grow a proper pair, also wax his back. \u00a0Then Dan who I don\\’t exactly care for on some level or another. \u00a0We just don\\’t have the right kind of chemistry, yet he keeps trying…<\/p>\n
I got an e-mail from him today, said something to the effect of: I\\’m confused, should I continue to wait for you or just give up? \u00a0OK well first of all, I never asked you to wait for me. \u00a0I don\\’t even really like you as a person so why on earth would I say such a foolish thing? \u00a0So if anyone\\’s confused, it really should be me.<\/p>\n
Then we have Tom. \u00a0I texted him last night, thinking that maybe today was a possibility of us hanging out. \u00a0Didn\\’t hear anything back, didn\\’t sweat it either. \u00a0I\\’m not feeling well so no big deal. \u00a0Except about an hour ago I got a text from him saying the usual \\’hey what\\’s up\\’ which I didn\\’t respond to because I was busy doing other things. \u00a0Half hour later: Hello?!? 10 mins after that: well ok than, have yourself a good night.<\/p>\n
Dude. WTF? \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Give me some breathing room, time to answer! \u00a0Seriously! \u00a0I\\’m busy doing some stuff that really needs to get taken care of, you are clearly not a priority right now. \u00a0Had you made an effort to text me earlier then maybe the situation would have been different and in any case I\\’m charging my phone because it\\’s currently dead. \u00a0Get. A. Grip. \u00a0I wasn\\’t aware that I was to be at your beck and call. \u00a0You know what that screams to me:<\/p>\n I\\’M NEEDY!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Do. Not. Want.<\/p>\n Next time we talk, I\\’ll be sure to confirm that I\\’m the only one here who has a vagina between the two of us. \u00a0Otherwise, I\\’ll just ask what kind of tampons he prefers. Good lord.<\/p>\n You know what I have to say to that whiny boys?<\/p>\n ???(?_?)??? Now go make me a\u00a0sandwich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I hate boys that whine. \u00a0I really have a deeply rooted dislike for them. \u00a0What slays me is that men always complain about how their S\/O are\u00a0clingy, or nag too much. \u00a0You know, the usual. Clearly they\\’re not\u00a0acquainted\u00a0with some of the men that have had the misfortune to cross my path. \u00a0First there\\’s Bryan who […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,38,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-are-you-fing-kidding-me","category-dating","category-epic-fail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}