{"id":2,"date":"2009-04-11T23:13:52","date_gmt":"2009-04-12T04:13:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2014-07-09T22:06:14","modified_gmt":"2014-07-10T02:06:14","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=2","title":{"rendered":"About:"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\\\"text-align: center;\\\">\u00a0Welcome to my blog. \u00a0If you were looking for someone normal, i\\&#8217;m sorry you\\&#8217;ve reached my blog my mistake. \u00a0Please hit the back button and make your escape now. \u00a0However, if you\\&#8217;re entirely insane and searching for the leader of your kind, you\\&#8217;ve found me.<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\\\"text-align: center;\\\">Welcome home.<\/h3>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: center;\\\"><strong>I\\&#8217;m Steph.<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Chef in real life.<\/li>\n<li>Ordained as a minister.<\/li>\n<li>Artist.<\/li>\n<li>Random.<\/li>\n<li>Tattoo whore.<\/li>\n<li>Business owner.<\/li>\n<li>Self published\u00a0author.<\/li>\n<li>Opinionated\u00a0and usually not afraid to say what\\&#8217;s on my mind.<\/li>\n<li>Not a fan of shopping or chocolate.<\/li>\n<li>I like pirates, I think they\\&#8217;re bad ass.\u00a0I also have a pirate themed tattoo. That\\&#8217;s dedication right there baby!<\/li>\n<li>I\\&#8217;ve had an irrational fear of the tilt-a-whirl since I was 11. Ask my parents why.<\/li>\n<li>I\u00a0occasionally blog about my naughty places, because I can. \u00a0They\\&#8217;re also <a href=\\\"http:\/\/vulva101.com\/\\\" target=\\\"_blank\\\">in a book<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Likely not giving a shit what you think about me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\"><strong>This is <span style=\\\"text-decoration: underline;\\\">my<\/span> blog. \u00a0All links &amp; shameless plugs are on me. \u00a0There are some things best left\u00a0UN-said, but you can bet your sweet ass I\\&#8217;m going to say them anyway! \u00a0<\/strong><strong>\u00a0All the\u00a0opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone. \u00a0I tend to offend people and push far too many buttons. \u00a0It\\&#8217;s a gift. o.O<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\"><em>Which is why\u00a0Google\u00a0ad-sense\u00a0cancelled my account. Yes really.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Welcome to my blog. \u00a0If you were looking for someone normal, i\\&#8217;m sorry you\\&#8217;ve reached my blog my mistake. \u00a0Please hit the back button and make your escape now. \u00a0However, if you\\&#8217;re entirely insane and searching for the leader of your kind, you\\&#8217;ve found me. Welcome home. I\\&#8217;m Steph. Chef in real life. Ordained as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}