{"id":2139,"date":"2014-07-23T22:45:07","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T02:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=2139"},"modified":"2014-07-23T22:45:58","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T02:45:58","slug":"youre-an-asshole-parent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=2139","title":{"rendered":"You\\&#8217;re an asshole parent."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\\&#8217;m being extra judg-y and petty right now. \u00a0I also don\\&#8217;t care. \u00a0Now that\\&#8217;s out of the way&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I don\\&#8217;t have kids, but one thing I know for certain is that if you and hubs have split ways and share your kids here\\&#8217;s a tip:<\/p>\n<h1>FUCKING COMMUNICATE!<\/h1>\n<p>Normally I don\\&#8217;t like to \\&#8217;drag\\&#8217; other people into my blog life because it\\&#8217;s just not right. \u00a0However when history repeats itself time and time again and I get screwed over?<\/p>\n<p>Game over motherfucker.<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: center;\\\"><a href=\\\"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/1526871_10153749354110472_264129734_n.jpg\\\"><img class=\\\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2133\\\" src=\\\"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/1526871_10153749354110472_264129734_n.jpg\\\" alt=\\\"1526871_10153749354110472_264129734_n\\\" width=\\\"500\\\" height=\\\"483\\\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">I made plans back in APRIL to have my mom and my niece come visit me in Montreal. \u00a0My mom always comes to visit me once a year and this year the Lion King (the Broadway musical) is making a comeback so I bought really awesome seats for my niece and I. \u00a0It was a major splurge but I figured since it was for her birthday and part of Christmas, why not?<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">Well her dad booked his vacation during the EXACT same time that my niece is supposed to be in Montreal with my mom and myself.<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">Apparently it was asking for too much to wait for four measly days for his daughter to have the time of her life, enjoying what is most likely to be a once in a lifetime opportunity for his daughter to see a beautifully done musical in Montreal.<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">Lot\\&#8217;s of blame has been tossed around but you know what?<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">I made plans with her first, I should have first priority since I only get to see her once or twice a year. \u00a0Apparently none of that matters because someone doesn\\&#8217;t know how to communicate effectively.<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">Did I mention that the travel tickets and the musical tickets are also non refundable?<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">So you are an asshole parent Jeff.<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">That\\&#8217;s really fucking low.\u00a0 Your daughter should come before your needs.<\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align: left;\\\">I\\&#8217;ve lost all respect for you now.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\\&#8217;m being extra judg-y and petty right now. \u00a0I also don\\&#8217;t care. \u00a0Now that\\&#8217;s out of the way&#8230; I don\\&#8217;t have kids, but one thing I know for certain is that if you and hubs have split ways and share your kids here\\&#8217;s a tip: FUCKING COMMUNICATE! 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