{"id":290,"date":"2009-08-28T02:01:43","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T02:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=290"},"modified":"2009-08-28T02:01:43","modified_gmt":"2009-08-28T02:01:43","slug":"your-joking-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"Your joking right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So in a slightly futile attempt to go to bed early last night for a change after a rather interesting yet informative evening out with my friends boyfriend from Ontario who was here on business&#8230; \u00a0 And by early I mean before 1am&#8230;\u00a0 I was rudely awakened by none other then my <span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\">friends<\/span> the douchetard brigade that lives upstairs!\u00a0 At first I thought I was having a really strange dream since my sleep was quite restless and I kept waking up for some reason or another.\u00a0 Oh no, it was a little too real if you ask me.\u00a0 It sounded like there was a wounded animal or something outside my bedroom window at 6:30 AM!\u00a0 Between the screaming, the howling and the what I am pretty sure was some form of retching I of course couldn\\&#8217;t sleep.<\/p>\n<p>The welfarians that live upstairs obviously were at it again.\u00a0 Their living room is ABOVE MY FUCKING BEDROOM WINDOW!\u00a0 So of course instead of <span style=\\\"text-decoration: underline;\\\"><em><strong>GOING INSIDE <\/strong><\/em><\/span>like normal people would they along with some of their friends stand in front of MY window and yell and scream upstairs!\u00a0 Finally the racket stopped and I was able to go to sleep briefly for a little while longer before I went to work.\u00a0 It wasn\\&#8217;t until I actually left for work the area in front of my apartment\\&#8217;s entrance and the area outside my front window resembled a crime scene!\u00a0 There was a trail of blood, and of course in front of my living room window was remnants of a broken beer bottle (surprise surprise) along with an epic amount of what I am assuming is human blood and a large assortment of Kleenex that was also saturated with blood.\u00a0 FUCKING GROSS!<\/p>\n<p>I am beyond fed up, this apartment has given me nothing but a million issues and the utmost obnoxious neighbors I have EVER had to contend with!\u00a0 Needless to say I WON\\&#8217;T be renewing my lease come July.\u00a0 If anything I am going to aim getting out of it earlier using them as a prime example as to why they\\&#8217;re ruining my reasonable enjoyment as stated by the regie du lodgement.<\/p>\n<p>In other news I went shopping this evening in search of a water pik which better offer said promised results for the $50.00 price tag!\u00a0 If anything though maybe it will help save on my upcoming dental bills, one can hope right?\u00a0 We\\&#8217;ll see what happens with this one&#8230;\u00a0 So I got that and of course I felt compelled to look around and found not one, or even 2 really cute shirts but 4 that I of course had to buy lol.\u00a0 I also got another memory foam topper for my bed, so maybe tonight I\\&#8217;ll sleep like a baby. \u00a0 Spending money I don\\&#8217;t exactly have isn\\&#8217;t the smartest move but I rarely go shopping for one thing and this particular store is out of my way so I only go there once in a while so in my opinion its justified&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So in a slightly futile attempt to go to bed early last night for a change after a rather interesting yet informative evening out with my friends boyfriend from Ontario who was here on business&#8230; 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