{"id":299,"date":"2009-09-01T02:03:14","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T02:03:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=299"},"modified":"2009-09-01T02:14:57","modified_gmt":"2009-09-01T02:14:57","slug":"screw-you-pizza-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=299","title":{"rendered":"Screw you pizza pizza!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Funny how filing a complaint with a company get you NO WHERE FAST&#8230;\u00a0 Anyway after Saturday\\&#8217;s incident I thought about it more and more and the more I thought about it the more it pissed me off!  Even more so when I went to visit a few friends of mine and was discussing the events that had recently occurred and everyone said:\\&#8221;Why didn\\&#8217;t you call the cops or beat the snot out of him?\\&#8221;<br \/>\nHere\\&#8217;s why I didn\\&#8217;t call the cops right away: For one thing I was HEAVILY intoxicated, and at the time even though it freaked me out I dismissed it like I usually do.  Not only that its Saturday night and what are they going to take more seriously a more serious crime or some random person getting \\&#8221;assaulted\\&#8221; by the delivery man?<br \/>\nI didn\\&#8217;t kick his face in because well I was smashed and my reflexes were at 0 along with my reaction time.  I did however make a vow to myself that if he ever came back then I would nail his ass to the wall.<\/p>\n<p>So after a lovely afternoon with my \\&#8221;extended\\&#8221; family I went home and there was a slew of private name\/private number calls on my phone and a slew of hang-ups on my voicemail.  So needless to say when my dentists hygienist called me to see how I was feeling after my surgery I was a little on edge but it was a 450 area code.  I thought that was the sweetest thing ever!  To call me on a Sunday when I know the clinic is closed to make sure I\\&#8217;m OK, talk about service!  So anyway the phone rings again and once again no ID, I generally don\\&#8217;t as a rule pick up the phone but I had a feeling it was him&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I pick up, they hang up and low and behold about 10-15 mins later there\\&#8217;s someone at my door!  Now I damn well know that I wasn\\&#8217;t expecting ANYONE because all of my friends\/family have manners and not only call me before showing up, they actually talk when I answer the phone!  I was sober and I was ready for that bastard!  I\\&#8217;ll spare you all the details but needless to say he tried to pull that stunt again and he ended up with a broken nose and they arrested him at the hospital because I called the police immediately after.  I got away with self defense because that\\&#8217;s <strong>EXACTLY<\/strong> what it was and he\\&#8217;s been charged with: assault\/trespassing and entering (as in entering a private residence un-invited) there\\&#8217;s no such thing as a stalking law in Canada but given that this is the THIRD one I have had maybe we should change that?<\/p>\n<p>So that\\&#8217;s over with, I feel better now.  Still a tad creeped out but meh, I\\&#8217;ll go on with my life.\u00a0  Next time I order take out from anywhere I will be sure to add under \\&#8221;delivery instructions\\&#8221;: Send a HOT pervy driver instead of an old one, k thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Gave my new waterpik a spin, sucks because the water reservoir is at a rather small capacity because its the hand held model but it was interesting to use in any case.  Takes a minute to get accustomed to just how this thing works but it sure is fun!  Its like a hand held high pressure water gun lol.  Maybe it will help save on my dental bills and if it does well $47.00 for a waterpik is a whole lot cheaper then a dental treatment that falls into the same vein and is about $500\/per quadrant.  Someone said I should get one of those nifty sonic care toothbrushes too but I\\&#8217;ll wait and ask my dentist about that one.  I mean really, who wants to spend that much money on a toothbrush?  They retail from anywhere to $65-100.00  But again if it will keep me out of her office more often then I\\&#8217;ll buy one!<\/p>\n<p>Work today BLEW my mind!\u00a0 Its getting busier and of course along with that comes a whole new breed of stupid people.\u00a0 I ran out of patience today on several occasions!\u00a0 Really I shouldn\\&#8217;t be allowed to work with the public,\u00a0 especially if I\\&#8217;m in a bad mood like I was today!\u00a0 Its gotten to the point that the minute someone walks in the door, I ignore them until the come up to the counter.\u00a0 I am NOT a fucking waitress!\u00a0 If one of my co-workers isn\\&#8217;t around I am NOT going to kiss your ass and tell you what the deal is.<\/p>\n<p>I will be rude and pretend that you don\\&#8217;t exist until you make your presence known to ME first.\u00a0 That\\&#8217;s how it works at my job, its 85% self serve.\u00a0 There\\&#8217;s no official \\&#8221;wait staff\\&#8221; on hand to take your order.\u00a0 You come to the counter, tell someone what you want and then we bring it to you. \u00a0 Someone does a table check, then brings your dessert, THAT\\&#8217;S it!\u00a0 No I will not bring your fucking coffee, its right there!\u00a0 Get it yourself!\u00a0 When you mutter under your breath \\&#8221;that\\&#8217;s her job\\&#8221; not only do I hear you, I also fight the urge to tell you to fuck off because you know what? <span style=\\\"text-decoration: underline;\\\">ITS NOT MY FUCKING JOB<\/span>!\u00a0 I make your food, I am the executive Chef, not a waitress! \u00a0 Bill? Yeah no we don\\&#8217;t have those either, you pay at the cash.\u00a0 Reason being is because servers get really shitty minimum wage\/taxed on their tips and we get paid more then that.\u00a0 Which is why we have no real serving staff on hand.\u00a0 Don\\&#8217;t know how it works? Then fucking well ask someone you doucetard! FUCK!<\/p>\n<p>*end rant*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny how filing a complaint with a company get you NO WHERE FAST&#8230;\u00a0 Anyway after Saturday\\&#8217;s incident I thought about it more and more and the more I thought about it the more it pissed me off! 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