{"id":419,"date":"2009-09-15T12:08:19","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T12:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=419"},"modified":"2009-09-15T12:08:19","modified_gmt":"2009-09-15T12:08:19","slug":"steph-needs-according-to-google","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"Steph needs (according to google)…"},"content":{"rendered":"

In a lame attempt to lighten things up around here I thought I would amuse myself by actually doing this. Google apparently really does know everything!<\/p>\n

The top 10 things that \\”steph needs\\”<\/p>\n

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  1. Steph needs a commonplace book. (actually no I would beg to differ as this is someone Else\\’s blog but OK) Maybe I\\’ll get one for Christmas.<\/li>\n
  2. Steph needs to go to the bathroom real bahhd, but she can\\’t go alone \ud83d\ude41 (um hmm OK, this is a youtube video and apparently they can\\’t spell). Oh and there\\’s a promise of a surprise at the end?\u00a0 Sadly I didn\\’t watch it.<\/li>\n
  3. According to Saunders (whomever that would be) Steph NEEDS tough love.\u00a0 OK Saunders I don\\’t know who you are, but lets get something straight, I don\\’t *need*<\/em> tough love, I AM<\/strong> tough to love.<\/li>\n
  4. Steph needs someone to comfort her.\u00a0 Oh really? hmmmmm<\/li>\n
  5. According to amazon.com customer discussions Steph needs a new last name.\u00a0\u00a0 I actually feel kind of inclined to agree with that statement, as I HATE my last name!<\/li>\n
  6. In La Mesa San Diego Steph is a princess in need of a prince.\u00a0 Is that a tactful way of saying I need a sugar daddy?<\/li>\n
  7. Steph needs a new number according to the voice of Celtics fans.\u00a0 What kind of number are we talking about here?\u00a0 A new cell phone number, landline number?<\/li>\n
  8. Steph needs everyone\\’s number ASAP (on facebook apparently).\u00a0 So get on it people, this could be an emergency situation!<\/li>\n
  9. Steph needs our continued prayers!\u00a0 I do actually, someone should pray for my sorry ass!<\/li>\n
  10. Sometimes Steph needs to remember things.\u00a0 That I do agree with,\u00a0 I on occasion have a horrible memory.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Notice how that says nothing about how Steph needs more street cred?\u00a0 Ahem…\u00a0 That\\’s right because I STILL GOT IT! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    In a lame attempt to lighten things up around here I thought I would amuse myself by actually doing this. Google apparently really does know everything! The top 10 things that \\”steph needs\\” Steph needs a commonplace book. (actually no I would beg to differ as this is someone Else\\’s blog but OK) Maybe I\\’ll […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funnies","category-random-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}