{"id":489,"date":"2009-10-21T19:02:09","date_gmt":"2009-10-21T23:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=489"},"modified":"2009-10-22T18:08:08","modified_gmt":"2009-10-22T22:08:08","slug":"why-cant-my-life-be-average","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=489","title":{"rendered":"Why can\\&#8217;t my life be average?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean seriously!\u00a0\u00a0 Or maybe it should be more like why can\\&#8217;t *I* be normal?\u00a0 Then again define normal:<\/p>\n<table border=\\\"0\\\" cellspacing=\\\"0\\\" cellpadding=\\\"0\\\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\\\"4\\\"><span style=\\\"color: #0000ff;\\\"><em>adjective<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<td width=\\\"20\\\"><span style=\\\"color: #0000ff;\\\"><strong>1 <\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n<td colspan=\\\"3\\\"><strong>normal<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\\\"3\\\" width=\\\"42\\\"><\/td>\n<td width=\\\"33\\\"><\/td>\n<td><em>conforming with or constituting a norm or standard or level or type or social norm; not abnormal; \\&#8221;serve wine at normal room temperature\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;normal diplomatic relations\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;normal working hours\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;normal word order\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;normal curiosity\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;the normal course o<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td colspan=\\\"3\\\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<td width=\\\"20\\\"><span style=\\\"color: #0000ff;\\\"><strong>2 <\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n<td colspan=\\\"3\\\"><strong>normal<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\\\"3\\\" width=\\\"42\\\"><\/td>\n<td width=\\\"33\\\"><\/td>\n<td><em>being approximately average or within certain limits in e.g. intelligence and development; \\&#8221;a perfectly normal child\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;of normal intelligence\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;the most normal person I\\&#8217;ve ever met\\&#8221; <\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>So that pretty much explains it right there, because I am oh so defiant against social norms&#8230;\u00a0 But still&#8230;\u00a0 Sometimes I wish that I was just an ordinary person living a normal boring ass life.\u00a0 I however shall never be so fortunate now shall I?<\/p>\n<p>So since its been a while&#8230;\u00a0 I\\&#8217;ll do some slight back tracking since I know EVERYONE is just SO interested in my life&#8230;\u00a0 Saturday: Shane\\&#8217;s birthday= awesome!\u00a0 That\\&#8217;s all I have to say about that.\u00a0 Oh yeah I had a job interview on Saturday night, that was pretty random too.\u00a0 A few odd questions, an ultra fast tour and I need to call him either tonight or Thursday to set up a trail run\u00a0 to see if I like it or not.\u00a0 Steph the breakfast Chef *barf* but we\\&#8217;ll see&#8230;\u00a0 If the price is right I\\&#8217;ll be <em><strong>MORE<\/strong><\/em> then happy to order a bunch of boys around&#8230;;)\u00a0 I also have another job interview on Thursday night at a Bistro, this should be interesting.\u00a0 So I\\&#8217;ll wait to call Dominic back after I talk to Jason.<\/p>\n<p>Another random occurrence&#8230;\u00a0 I almost never use MSN messenger for a number of reasons.\u00a0 Generally because if I happen to be online I\\&#8217;m busy and I don\\&#8217;t want to be disrupted by anyone.\u00a0 I almost always \\&#8221;appear\\&#8221; offline and go into what \\&#8221;C\\&#8221; refers to as: sneaky stalker ninja mode.\u00a0 However Dustin sent me a text and asked me to go online so we could gab for a bit which is fine and well until I got some e-mail from guy named Sam something and well curiosity did get the best of me so I had to check it out since anyone who knows me know that I don\\&#8217;t use that e-mail address for e-mail, just MSN therefore I never check it.\u00a0 I still have no clue who this guy is, let alone how he ended up on my MSN.\u00a0 So I\\&#8217;m thinking its likely a really long time since I\\&#8217;ve had some association with this guy.\u00a0 He\\&#8217;s pretty hot, but REALLY creepy&#8230;\u00a0 Or maybe its just<em> me <\/em>who thinks its creepy?\u00a0 I won\\&#8217;t post said conversation in here, granted its pretty tempting but I shall refrain.\u00a0 In any case, the 10 mins I had him on my MSN was a HUGE turn off, I mean seriously why are some (not all) guys act like total doucebags if they think someone\\&#8217;s hot?\u00a0 I don\\&#8217;t get it&#8230; In any case that was just plain weird&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Another odd occurrence&#8230;\u00a0 Face book status said something to the effect of being a Chef &amp; pretty has its advantages; boys &amp; jobs aren\\&#8217;t usually hard to come by.\u00a0 Then out of nowhere I get a message from my ex boyfriend (we\\&#8217;re talking 16 years ago.\u00a0 Yeah I\\&#8217;m old STFU Micheal \ud83d\ude09 )\u00a0 And this little gem turns up in my in-box( yes this would be one of those pics or it didn\\&#8217;t happen moments!) lol:<\/p>\n\n<p>So yeah, today Krystal and I were sitting outside talking about music from our youth (you know back in the dark ages when we had tapes lol)&#8230;\u00a0 Which led to a whole lot of bad rapping\/even worse dancing on the back fire escape&#8230;\u00a0 Good times to be had though, it was pretty hilarious!\u00a0\u00a0 Such as: <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=M8BxbdQqMRE\\\">Vanilla Ice<\/a>, <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=o-K3irNgcaA\\\">Kriss Kross<\/a>, (<a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=xhUx3ENL-RQ\\\">x2<\/a>), <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DwQbPgouUYo\\\">House of Pain<\/a>, <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=iK33KD7j_nc\\\">Cyprus Hill<\/a>, <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hcxsmhzXexA\\\">MC Hammer<\/a> (my God those pants&#8230;) &amp; of course who can forget <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SjJwqDa1QVI\\\">ace of base\\&#8217;s<\/a> two <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=96jFtzVa80A\\\">hit wonder<\/a> lol.\u00a0 Moments like these are really going to make me miss my job there!<\/p>\n<p>On a final note, I have PMS and its toying with FAR too many things&#8230;\u00a0 One thing in particular has a terrible hold on me that I can\\&#8217;t seem to get rid of and its driving me crazy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean seriously!\u00a0\u00a0 Or maybe it should be more like why can\\&#8217;t *I* be normal?\u00a0 Then again define normal: adjective 1 normal conforming with or constituting a norm or standard or level or type or social norm; not abnormal; \\&#8221;serve wine at normal room temperature\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;normal diplomatic relations\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;normal working hours\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;normal word order\\&#8221;; \\&#8221;normal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,23,33,12,29,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-funnies","category-micheal-wow","category-tmi","category-totally-bad-ass","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}