To do a few things, one of them being removing my blog off of blogger and just transferring everything to here because its just SO much easier to maintain.\u00a0 I also created a new category called totally tasteless.\u00a0 So today shall be known as totally tasteless\/tacky Tuesday.\u00a0 At least part of it, mostly because I can.<\/p>\n
John sends me a text after work in regards to this \\”trashy\\” news tidbit<\/a> which I responded with something to the effect of EWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT\\’S SO NASTY!\u00a0 Which it is!\u00a0 I have no problems with public sex but a dumpster? WTF?\u00a0 I thought that was the end of it…\u00a0 I thought wrong.\u00a0 You see John and I both love Family Guy <\/a>perhaps a little too much.\u00a0 However anyone who is a regular viewer of the show should be familiar with the dumpster baby episode<\/a> which is a totally wrong, not to mention tasteless (yet somewhat hilarious) dig at Melissa Drexler<\/a>.<\/p>\n So John made the mistake of asking me what I thought was worse: Dumpster baby or dumpster sex?\u00a0 Of course dumpster sex totally outranks dumpster baby IMHO because for one thing, I\\’m a total germaphobe\/neat freak and I HATE being dirty.\u00a0 Garbage grosses me out to NO end and I am also totally ANTI baby in all forms!\u00a0 My reply to that: All babies should be chucked in a dumpster ( OK well not all but most because kids annoy the hell out of me if they don\\’t belong to family\/friends) and dumpster sex…\u00a0 Think about it: Garbage groodies dripping into your ass crack and rats nibbling on your private parts?\u00a0 I think not!\u00a0 So I of course being the queen of crass and all things nasty (not only that I love to gross out John because it amuses me) I said what if there was a dumpster baby where you were having dumpster sex?\u00a0 That was it for him, he replied with no more dumpster talk.\u00a0 lol, he started it and it appears that I have finished it!<\/p>\n Speaking of TV shows, today at work reminded me of a Seinfeld<\/a> episode…\u00a0 I\\’m standing there\u00a0 talking to a customer when this woman walks in and AS I\\’M TALKING to one of my regulars barges into the conversation with excuse me, excuse me EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME.\u00a0 I looked<\/span> glared at her because that\\’s DAMN rude!\u00a0 She wants to know what\\’s for lunch, when is it going to be ready?\u00a0 She sounded EXACTLY like George\\’s mom in this episode<\/a> (the contest for those of you that know the show) Where she screams George I\\’m HUNNNNNNNNNNGRY!\u00a0 Anyway…\u00a0 It was only 11:20am and lunch doesn\\’t get served until 12:00pm.\u00a0 I could<\/em> have had it ready earlier but her voice and her epic rudeness just irritated me to NO end so I made her wait until 12:00.\u00a0\u00a0 My kitchen bitch, MY rules!\u00a0 I hate people, I really do.\u00a0 I\\’m a GOD DAMN CHEF not a waitress an I will NOT tolerate rudeness in any fashion.\u00a0 In any case she was put in her place, but yet she left happy and loved my food ha ha \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Sometimes I hate my life, but moments like these make me smile…\u00a0 And by smile I really mean evil smirk, just in case you were wondering.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" To do a few things, one of them being removing my blog off of blogger and just transferring everything to here because its just SO much easier to maintain.\u00a0 I also created a new category called totally tasteless.\u00a0 So today shall be known as totally tasteless\/tacky Tuesday.\u00a0 At least part of it, mostly because I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13,12,14,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-as-i-know-it","category-random-things","category-tmi","category-totally-tasteless","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}