{"id":578,"date":"2010-01-04T12:40:18","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T17:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=578"},"modified":"2010-01-04T12:40:18","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T17:40:18","slug":"strange-things-happen-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=578","title":{"rendered":"Strange things happen when…"},"content":{"rendered":"

You buy a new computer .\u00a0\u00a0 First off you get to say things like this: \\”The best thing about my new PC? I can download porn in a nanosecond!\u00a0 That\\’s brilliant!\\” The looks on their faces? Priceless \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 Really though, I never did realize just how freaking slow mine was until I bought my new toy (thanks mom <3) So now my usual everyday tasks don\\’t take an eternity to happen which means suddenly I have more free time.\u00a0 You would think that I would use that to do something constructive but no, I play with websites such as the oatmeal<\/a> and take stupid quizzes<\/a> just for fun.\u00a0 I also discover hidden gems such as this: Why its better to pretend that you don\\’t know anything about computers<\/a> (this reminds me of a few people who think I\\’m their own personal geek squad)\u00a0 Here\\’s the result(s) of some of them pointless quizzes just for fun because well I know you want to know this and that\\’s OK, I\\’m not here to judge you.<\/p>\n

Don\\’t know if this would ever happen but good to know that I would die pretty quickly regardless lol.<\/p>\n

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Created by Oatmeal<\/a><\/p>\n

This one was pretty funny and totally random
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More pointless although random fun comic style!:<\/p>\n

10 words you need to stop misspelling <\/a><\/p>\n

4 reasons to carry a shovel at all times…<\/a><\/p>\n

17 things worth knowing about your cat <\/a><\/p>\n

How everything goes to hell during a zombie apocalypse <\/a><\/p>\n

The 6 types of crappy hugs <\/a><\/p>\n

10 things you NEED to stop tweeting about (priceless!)<\/a><\/p>\n

8 ways to prepare your pets for war <\/a><\/p>\n

15(ish) things worth knowing about coffee <\/a><\/p>\n

How to ride a pony <\/a><\/p>\n

How a web design goes straight to hell. <\/a><\/p>\n

7 reasons to keep your Tyrannosaur off of crack<\/a><\/p>\n

6 reasons bacon is better then true love<\/a><\/p>\n

The 5 phases of caffeine intake <\/a><\/p>\n

5 good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth <\/a><\/p>\n

Why i\\’d rather be punched in the testicles then call customer service.<\/a><\/p>\n

The 3 phases of owning a computer<\/a><\/p>\n

The miserable truth about Santa <\/a><\/p>\n

20 things worth knowing about beer<\/a><\/p>\n

How different age groups celebrate Halloween <\/a><\/p>\n

The motherfucking Pterodactyl <\/a><\/p>\n

9 types of crappy handshakes <\/a><\/p>\n

The 8 types of Awkward workouts <\/a><\/p>\n

and more…<\/a><\/p>\n

I blame James<\/a> for this \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You buy a new computer .\u00a0\u00a0 First off you get to say things like this: \\”The best thing about my new PC? I can download porn in a nanosecond!\u00a0 That\\’s brilliant!\\” The looks on their faces? Priceless \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 Really though, I never did realize just how freaking slow mine was until I bought my new […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,13,12,14,51,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funnies","category-random-things","category-tmi","category-totally-tasteless","category-win","category-what-the-fuck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}