{"id":636,"date":"2010-02-05T04:08:39","date_gmt":"2010-02-05T09:08:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=636"},"modified":"2010-02-05T04:23:39","modified_gmt":"2010-02-05T09:23:39","slug":"and-so-it-goes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=636","title":{"rendered":"And so it goes"},"content":{"rendered":"

God there\\’s just SO much to tell and seemingly not enough time to cram it into one blog post but alas I shall try my absolute best just the same!\u00a0 So let\\’s back track to Thursday, the St. Woods party.\u00a0 What a party that was!\u00a0 It was an alleged costume party, which I really didn\\’t care to partake in per say.\u00a0 I had planned all along to go as a nudist on strike and a few friends had attire planned.\u00a0 So Kudos to Mag\\’s for making a wonder woman costume out of duct tape!\u00a0 Seriously it was awesome, in spite of the fact that she didn\\’t take her jacket off all night because no one else was dressed up at all.\u00a0 Poor girl!\u00a0 Yeah she was pretty pissed about that.\u00a0\u00a0 Who can blame her though really?<\/p>\n

On a quickie side note, I\\’m actually thankful for this whole auto-save thing.\u00a0 As irritating as it can be, I actually started writing this a few days ago and gave up when fire fox decided to act like a douche bag<\/span> crash on me continuously throughout the evening.\u00a0 Oh I also finally hooked up my printer & thank God so far it works.\u00a0 Oh and my computer has a birthday, November 14th 2009.\u00a0 Just putting it out there… Yep, I\\’m a total nerd \ud83d\ude42
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Anyway back to my drunken debauchery that was last Thursday, not to mention totally EPIC! So was the epic and not\u00a0 nearly as fun <\/span>worse hangover I\\’ve had in a almost a decade\u00a0 that I had the next day.\u00a0 I don\\’t drink much as a rule (I know strange when my career is loaded with alcoholics)\u00a0 and its rare that I get that drunk<\/span> obnoxiously wasted.\u00a0 However Drunk Steph is an obnoxious bitch<\/span> really fun!\u00a0 At least according to my fellow party goers. \u00a0 Mostly because I don\\’t care<\/span> have no shame.\u00a0 It was cold (-30, blustery and snowy) and there I am wearing a tiny sweater & a bitching camisole I got at Christmas.\u00a0 When I should have been wearing a snowsuit!\u00a0 For some reason, they took the door off the girls bathroom which wouldn\\’t have been an issue had it not been \\”single usage\\”.\u00a0 I discovered that boys (by that I mean 17 y\/o)\u00a0 use the lamest excuses to try and talk to my hot friends and myself (but asked Darren\\’s opinion to make it seem less obvious), I had some kid following me around all night wanting to look down my shirt at my awesome cleavage<\/span> admire my killer chest pieces, wearing red sequined horns isn\\’t that strange, drinking champagne straight from the bottle is trailer park trashy<\/span> totally acceptable at Vinyl and I am quite the plumber when I\\’m wasted.\u00a0 Oh and drunk texts, yeah I took the cake with those.\u00a0 Poor Vince…\u00a0 This is what I sent him from the bar:\\”\u00a0 Holy rhht i\\’m just fuckim loadedg 4vs \u00a0Unreal holy rhht i\\’m yeah wow I can barely snd let alone uext OMFG WHAT A NIGHT! Th4s place is clearhn nut. feel bad 4 thE GVYS. Opps anxway got hired at that place is sum swanky heakth clab in VSL\u00a0 duno how i\\’ma getin Home oh wej l i\\’ll get there somehn kol.<\/em>\\”<\/p>\n

I managed to bribe<\/span> con<\/span> pay one of our drivers to take me home.\u00a0 Cos there was no way I was making it home on my own accord (could have grabbed a taxi but with the weather J was easier).\u00a0 So meanwhile waiting for him to finish work, and having a early morning dinner, R asks me to make a quick delivery to the hotel a few doors down.\u00a0 I was still pretty drunk but getting tired wanted to sleep kind of drunk at this point.\u00a0 Of course the hotel is FULL of teenagers from NY going to Mt. Tremblant<\/a> the next day.\u00a0 So this kid is arguing with me about the exchange rate, tried to pay me off in Bacardi and meanwhile I\\’m thinking I just want your money so I can leave and crawl into my awesome bed.\u00a0 Didn\\’t have the energy to argue and didn\\’t want to case a scene either.\u00a0 So in lieu of a tip, and before he paid me we did oh I dunno at least 10 straight shots.\u00a0 So there I go, completely loaded ALL over again.\u00a0 Well not over again but it totally renewed my drunkenness that\\’s for damn sure!\u00a0 So J makes sure I get home in one piece and not wanting to sleep through my shift the next day I set what I thought was my alarm…<\/p>\n

Nope I actually changed the time on my clock 2 hours ahead of time.\u00a0 So thinking that it was 10:30 am when my bladder demanded that I wake up, it was only 8:30am.\u00a0 WTF SERIOUSLY!?! So I crawled to my fridge for my stash of vitamin water (I\\’m pretty sure I was still kinda drunk) borderline hungover to try and ward off the evil effects of what I knew was to come.\u00a0 Except I drank it way too fast and well my body didn\\’t much care for that.\u00a0 Sleep? Yeah forget about that…\u00a0 Worst sleep I have had in ages, which sucked!\u00a0 There\\’s nothing worse then a pre-dawn hangover and you can\\’t sleep worth a damn.\u00a0 This is precisely why I don\\’t drink that much…\u00a0 Yeah it was fun and its been a damn long time since I\\’ve stepped foot in a bar for a fairly major event as opposed to casual hanging out.\u00a0 At least I know I can still hold my liquor, but thinking I should space that out just a little more…\u00a0 One minute I wasn\\’t feeling any pain and then the next minute (or at least it felt<\/em> that way)I was utterly smashed.<\/p>\n

So I get a new job, guys at work take it exceptionally well!\u00a0 They all thanked me for my professionalism in not sneaking out the back door like Cody did.\u00a0 Its tempting to, I ain\\’t going to lie…\u00a0 However I *am* an adult (at least in a numerical definition) and nothing that they have done to me personally (which is nothing but treat me with respect) I shall respond in kind.\u00a0 If anything I am fiercely loyal to anyone who matters and I love those guys in my own twisted kind of way.\u00a0 Even if most of them call me mom which deserves a smack in the face if it wasn\\’t so funny!\u00a0 Because I do sound like their mom on occasion and being that I am not only the oldest, I\\’m also the only woman who works in the kitchen.\u00a0 So D asked me if I was going to still bring them care packages from time to time.\u00a0 Seems like I\\’m the only one (aside from him) who\\’s\u00a0 gone out of their way to make sure things run smoothly.\u00a0 That and just have what we need on hand.\u00a0 Like a proper hand soap dispenser.<\/em> So D in his typical smart-ass fashion says to me \\”Hey Steph, you still going to bring us in hand soap and socks and stuff?\\”\u00a0 I just laughed and said not likely.\u00a0 Although I\\’m not officially leaving per say.\u00a0 I offered to fill in if someone needed a day off\/called in sick that sort of thing.\u00a0 Maybe I\\’ll even work a shift.<\/p>\n

So today after being seriously annoyed with not having a peeler (we had 3, who knows where they are), then having our silicone pastry brush go MIA, one of the seasoning shakers break and countless other little things that I happen to be super anal retentive about to maintain some proper organization and what have you, I went shopping today.\u00a0 This is why I love the dollar store: You can buy some sanity for the sum of $18.07 brilliant!\u00a0 No point in going high end when you know shits going to end up missing\/broken regardless of how much you paid for it.\u00a0 Oh and I bought D some socks, which he thought was hilarious.\u00a0 So I knew I was going to be a few mins late, told him I was shopping and had the ultimate care package.\u00a0 He texts me back with \\”Ha ha, awesome?!\u00a0 Thanks Mom!\\” lol.\u00a0 Cheeky bastard, I\\’m going to miss that guy…<\/p>\n

As for said new job, well I called Chris on Monday.\u00a0 I had the interview on Thursday and he told me that he would get back to me \\”sometime next week\\” once he knew what the story was and dealt with some things.\u00a0 OK fine.\u00a0 However I left the COC crew in limbo as to when I was leaving exactly and I thought there was nothing wrong with doing a follow up right?\u00a0 Well he somewhat blew me off with the whole I told you on Friday (actually it was Thursday) that I had to blah blah blah and I\\’ll call you in the middle of the week.\u00a0 Well to me that means Wed.\u00a0 Although I need to keep in mind that being a Chef myself, your schedule doesn\\’t confer with the norm either.\u00a0 But still…\u00a0 So no phone call thus far.\u00a0 Its technically Friday so needless to say I\\’m BEYOND annoyed.\u00a0 I quit my job already 2 people have been hired to replace me\u00a0 and while G assured me that there was hours to be had, I don\\’t want to take away from the new guys either because its not fair.\u00a0 So once again I\\’m looking for a job.\u00a0 I swear to God this is a vicious cycle.\u00a0 I\\’m also applying for school soon <\/span> once my new Visa arrives.\u00a0 Started boxing again, can\\’t wait to get in a better frame of mind.\u00a0 Need to take better care of myself…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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