{"id":64,"date":"2007-09-13T00:17:36","date_gmt":"2007-09-13T00:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=64"},"modified":"2009-04-29T00:19:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T00:19:22","slug":"the-powers-of-observation-they-amaze-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"The powers of observation, they amaze me…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Or well more like lack thereof…<\/span>
\nNever a dull moment at my job I tell you.<\/span><\/p>\n

Snotty bitch prof shows up with her second cup coffee ( please refer to 1st post for more details on snotty bitch prof,), that\\’s nice. Wish she would have brought me one too while she was at, whore ( *edit* I didn\\’t say that to her!)…<\/span><\/p>\n

So I have a selection of ridculously over-priced pre-prepared food in one of my fridges. Yesterday someone bought a salad and decided that there was too much oregano in it and had someone else return it. Of course asking for a replacement..<\/span>.<\/p>\n

NEWS FLASH:<\/strong><\/span>
\nYou can\\’t return something just because you don\\’t fucking like it!!! No I will NOT <\/strong>give you a refund or a replacement. I DON\\’T make them, in fact they\\’re made elsewhere. Yes i\\’ll accept your feedback but don\\’t expect ME to do anything about it, cos I don\\’t care.<\/span><\/p>\n

When my security gate is locked I AM CLOSED… <\/strong>Don\\’t stand there and bitch to my supervisor cos he ain\\’t going to serve your doofus ass either! While you were standing at my newly constructed counter with your girlfriend I told you in a nice way to decide if you were going to get anything please do so now because I am closing in five minutes. You screw around for 10 minutes, i\\’m closed after you have made up your mind. Go to SP or AD they\\’re open longer to serve you, I on the other hand close at THREE PM <\/strong>I don\\’t care how late your classes are, that is once again not my problem…<\/span><\/p>\n

Another thing, I serve NOTHING that is called \\”that one\\” WTF is \\”that one\\”? If you don\\’t know what it\\’s called then you shouldn\\’t be eating it!<\/span><\/p>\n

No my black olive baguette DOES NOT contain blueberry\\’s! Seriously you are a university student, please use your common sense and don\\’t make such moronic observations that are well simply put just plain nasty!<\/span><\/p>\n

Tips:<\/span><\/strong>
\nThere is a reason why I can no longer accept tips, therefore I no longer have a tip box at my location.<\/span>
\na theiving prick that ruined it for us all. Not only was he robbing the company he was also stealing tips from his co-worker. Because of that, none of us are alloweed to accept tips anymore. I\\’m supposed to have a box for kids help phone but I feel that\\’s mis-leading and I refuse to have one at my location. So thanks you fucking douchetard for ruining it for ALL of us! I console myself with the fact that his visa expired and his ass got kicked out of Canada. What comes around goes around… Betcha he\\’s not smiling anymore…<\/p>\n

To conclude:<\/span>
\nI have no phone at my location, so mostly I rely on my cell phone. So today i\\’m sitting behind the counter texting someone and some random girl walks up to my counter. So I ask her what I can get for her since 95% of my stuff is now served by yours truly… She says to me \\” I need your cell phone, can I use it to make a call?\\” My first thought was gee, do I know you?, ummm no, chances of you using MY phone: 0<\/span>
\nI said well no i\\’m on pay-as-you-go which I am, although I do have a plan which includes a 100 daytime minutes. However since my extension STILL isn\\’t hooked up yet I am without a land line of sorts. being billed by the minute doesn\\’t entail a lot of talk time (I do occasionally need to call the big caf, or certain managers call me to waste my minutes asking why the vending inventory isn\\’t done…<\/span>
\nFIND A DAMN PAYPHONE YOU CHEAP BITCH! Cos we all ask random strangers to use our cell phones…<\/span> ( *edit* no I didn\\’t say that to her either)<\/span>
\nBesdies my text messages have priorty cos of who they\\’re getting sent to and he agress lol<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Or well more like lack thereof… Never a dull moment at my job I tell you. Snotty bitch prof shows up with her second cup coffee ( please refer to 1st post for more details on snotty bitch prof,), that\\’s nice. Wish she would have brought me one too while she was at, whore ( […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-hate-my-stupid-customers-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}