{"id":646,"date":"2010-02-06T16:17:52","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T21:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=646"},"modified":"2010-02-06T16:17:52","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T21:17:52","slug":"totally-pointless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=646","title":{"rendered":"Totally pointless&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I have to work with \\&#8221;F\\&#8221; tonight.\u00a0 Who drives me crazy under normal circumstances, but today is a \\&#8221;special\\&#8221; kind of day.\u00a0 I have PMS, so he might end up <span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\">dead<\/span> seriously injured by the end of the night&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So on facebook, everyone\\&#8217;s doing the whole type your name into <a href=\\\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/\\\" target=\\\"_blank\\\">urban dictionary<\/a> and see what pops up.\u00a0 So I thought why not, might as well kill some time right? Here\\&#8217;s what it had to say about Stephanie:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The sexiest girl in the world<\/li>\n<li>Stephanie is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a  smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesn\\&#8217;t know it she  is very beautiful and smart. (let\\&#8217;s not kid ourselves here, yeah I do know \ud83d\ude09 lol )<\/li>\n<li>A very sexy, sophisticated women. Someone that knows what they want and  can get it. Can also mean a sophisticated bitch.<\/li>\n<li>Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl. She is an immediate  soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. She is gorgeous,  but still stands out from the other pretty girls. She has a sense of  humor that never dissapoints or keeps you from laughing. She has this  aura about her that no one else could ever have. She carries herself  with grace worthy of Grace Kelly herself. Stephanie is loving, unique,  and maybe even a bit quirky; but its in a  cool addictive way. Once you  meet a real Stephanie, don\\&#8217;t ever let go.<\/li>\n<li>the most adorable, retardedly funny, easy and fun to talk to person to  walk the earth.<\/li>\n<li>A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined<\/li>\n<li>The name of the most beautiful girl in the whole world, who also has the  best personality and sense of humor that anyone could imagine.  Sometimes referred to as a \\&#8221;dream girl\\&#8221;. Perfect marriage material.<\/li>\n<li>The most amazing girl you\\&#8217;ll ever meet. You\\&#8217;ll fall for her no questions  asked. If you find the right Stephanie, never let her go&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>a cute girl that does not like drama but is usually always around it.   she would rather hang out with boys.  shes not a girly girl.  she  belongs with a boy named frank.<\/li>\n<li>An amazing and wonderful girl that is truly great! She can steal your  heart but trust me, there would be no complaining. \\&#8221;Freaky\\&#8221; and totally  sexy and she has beautiful bedroom blue eyes.<\/li>\n<li>the best friend anyone could ask for, acts weird (not a bad thing), and  is always very supportive. She is very pretty and has the coolest eyes  ever. its hard not to love a person this great.<\/li>\n<li>1 -A person who is great partner in bed and great fun to be around.\n<p>2  -A very artistically inclined and open minded person whose talents  impact the magnitude of her sexual powers<\/p>\n<p>3 -A person with a cute  laugh<\/p>\n<p>4 -A person who gives great head and know how to take a  cock<\/li>\n<li>Classic but quirky dark haired beauty. Eyes that see through to your  soul from clear across the room. Professional yet fun-loving to the  business world while at the same time a twisted sick sense of humor with  friends. Hangs better with the boys. Not afraid to worship her inner  geek. Artistic, with a deep appreciation of the darker things in life. A  lyrical heart open to everyone. Always in touch with her inner child.  Twisted little vixen when your alone. If you ever found one and were too  stupid to notice, find her again and beg her to let you back in to the  circle quick before another guy gets your space.<\/li>\n<li>a goddess, artistic, powerful, strong woman, often very tattooed<\/li>\n<li>The girl that you fall in love with at first sight. Her amazing green  eyes make your soul melt. Her smile leaves you aching. The touch of  Stephanie will leave your body with endless goosebumps, pleasurable  tingles and enchantment. The lips of this beautiful woman remind you of luscious, juicy fruits that you want to indulge yourself in. Its what she  does to you. Oh, its what she does to you.<\/li>\n<li>The Girl that every guy wants to have, yet her heart belongs to just  ONE..<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>ha ha, yeah its mostly entirely true.\u00a0 Except I don\\&#8217;t have green eyes but c\\&#8217;est la vie.\u00a0 I love urban dictionary.\u00a0 Random laughs are the best!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I have to work with \\&#8221;F\\&#8221; tonight.\u00a0 Who drives me crazy under normal circumstances, but today is a \\&#8221;special\\&#8221; kind of day.\u00a0 I have PMS, so he might end up dead seriously injured by the end of the night&#8230; So on facebook, everyone\\&#8217;s doing the whole type your name into urban dictionary and see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,13,53,12,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funnies","category-random-things","category-thats-classy","category-tmi","category-win"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}