You know I really loathe and despise when people come into my restaurant and claim that they have allergies to something random like onions. Please! You honestly think that were dumb enough to buy into that bullshit, a simple no onions please would suffice. Yes of course there are people in the world whom I am sure allergic to onions and such but NOT that many people!<\/p>\n
When your throwing your garbage out, get a fucking clue! If it\\’s over flowing, move your lazy ass onto the second one located a mere half foot away from the other one. When i\\’m changing the garbage don\\’t fucking line up behind me to wait, or attempt to throw your garbage in there when there isn\\’t a bag in it either. Yes one of the hydro guys were about to do that, these people are supposed to take care of my hydro? Really not comforting, not in the least! Also jackass don\\’t waltz in my restaurant 5 minutes before closing an expect to sit there and fucking eat! Yes my french sucks ass and I\\’m sorry but I do try. However don\\’t sit there and chew my ass out for it!<\/p>\n
So moving along, I got this great e-mail today and feel the need to pass it on because it is a gem!<\/p>\n
Dear Employees:
\nIt has been brought to management\\’s attention that some individuals
\nthroughout the company have been using foul language during the
\ncourse of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
\nreceived from some employees who may be easily offended, this
\ntype of language will no longer be tolerated.<\/p>\n
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
\naccurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
\nTherefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative \\”TRY SAYING\\” phrases have been
\nprovided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in
\nan effective manner.<\/p>\n
(1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
\nINSTEAD OF: You don\\’t know what the fuck you\\’re doing.<\/p>\n
(2) TRY SAYING: She\\’s an aggressive go-getter.
\nINSTEAD OF: She\\’s a fucking bitch.<\/p>\n
(3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
\nINSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?<\/p>\n
(4) TRY SAYING: I\\’m certain that isn\\’t feasible.
\nINSTEAD OF: No fucking way.<\/p>\n
(5) TRY SAYING: Really?
\nINSTEAD OF: You\\’ve got to be shitting me!<\/p>\n
(6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…
\nINSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.<\/p>\n
(7) TRY SAYING: I wasn\\’t involved in the project.
\nINSTEAD OF: It\\’s not my fucking problem.<\/p>\n
(8) TRY SAYING: That\\’s interesting.
\nINSTEAD OF: What the fuck?<\/p>\n
(9) TRY SAYING: I\\’m not sure this can be implemented.
\nINSTEAD OF: This shit won\\’t work.<\/p>\n
(10) TRY SAYING: I\\’ll try to schedule that.
\nINSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn\\’t you tell me sooner?<\/p>\n
(11) TRY SAYING: He\\’s not familiar with the issues.
\nINSTEAD OF: He\\’s got his head up his ass.<\/p>\n
(12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
\nINSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.<\/p>\n
(13) TRY SAYING: So you weren\\’t happy with it?
\nINSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.<\/p>\n
(14) TRY SAYING: I\\’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
\nINSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I\\’m on salary.<\/p>\n
(15) TRY SAYING: I don\\’t think you understand.
\nINSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.<\/p>\n
(16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
\nINSTEAD OF: This fucking job sucks.<\/p>\n
(17) TRY SAYING: You want ME to take care of that?
\nINSTEAD OF: Who the fuck died and made you boss?<\/p>\n
(18) TRY SAYING: He\\’s somewhat insensitive.
\nINSTEAD OF: He\\’s a prick.<\/p>\n
Thank You,<\/p>\n
Human Resources<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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