When I was younger I wanted children, then I got older and changed my mind.\u00a0 It wasn\\’t so much that I despised the little\\’s per say, although some of them are so epically bratty that I wish I carried around duct tape with me so that I could just stick them a wall or a moving bus.\u00a0 Best. Birth. Control. Ever.\u00a0 I just found that I had no patience for them.\u00a0 Even my niece and nephew whom I love more then life itself had on occasion tested my limits and killed all those baby wanting urges I had.\u00a0 Those little\\’s are a lot of freaking work.\u00a0 This became even more obvious to me when I started taking care of 80 of them.<\/p>\n
Yes eighty.\u00a0 80 little\\’s under the age of 5. <\/em><\/p>\n I love every single one of them!\u00a0 I kind of feel like Michelle on 10<\/span>, 15<\/span>, what is she on 30 kids and counting now?\u00a0 Mind you, I didn\\’t give birth to any single one of them.<\/p>\n Thank God…<\/em><\/p>\n Everyday I go into work I feel like a rock star.\u00a0 I swear it\\’s because I feed them 3 times a day that I\\’m so popular.\u00a0 That\\’s OK though because there\\’s nothing better then coming into work every single day and hearing 65 of them chanting your name (the littlest little\\’s in the nursery can\\’t fully talk yet) and getting tons and tons of sticky hugs and kisses, not to mention an insurmountable amount of love from each child that I encounter each and every single day.\u00a0 Work lifts my spirits when i\\’m having a really shitty day.<\/p>\n Especially when I\\’m really missing him<\/em>, like I am now.<\/p>\n There really is nothing better then getting a hug 600x\\’s a day from the one\\’s you just can\\’t help but love.\u00a0 OK I\\’ll admit some I love more then others, like my little Elliot.\u00a0 OMGWTFBBQ I am IN LOVE with this child!<\/p>\n
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