{"id":994,"date":"2010-07-23T21:22:03","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T01:22:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=994"},"modified":"2010-07-23T21:37:34","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T01:37:34","slug":"lets-not-cue-the-drama-mmmm-k","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/?p=994","title":{"rendered":"Let\\&#8217;s NOT cue the drama&#8230;  Mmmm K?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate drama, I detest it.\u00a0 I also hate attention whores and drama Queens.\u00a0 Oh and people who lie for stupid, insignificant reasons.\u00a0 Hell I just hate people in general!\u00a0 Especially lately, maybe it\\&#8217;s because I have PMS? Who knows, and quite frankly I doubt anyone truly gives a shit either.<\/p>\n<p>Attention whores, drama queens and what I refer to as \\&#8217;the topper\\&#8217; really get my panties in a knot.\u00a0 Also \\&#8217;pissing contents\\&#8217; because really, who needs <em>those<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p><em>Apparently some people do. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>I want to punch them in the face.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Really hard.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Some people just can not handle <span style=\\\"text-decoration: underline;\\\"><strong>not<\/strong><\/span> being the center of attention.\u00a0 Drives. Me. Insane.\u00a0 For example: When I\\&#8217;m talking about something I feel is important and they butt in with ya ya so they can blab on about <em>their<\/em> shit.<\/p>\n<p>Is <em>THAT<\/em> the only reason you called me?\u00a0 Because you want a fucking audience?!?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\"><em>Please go get hit by a bus<\/em><\/span><em>.<\/em><em> <\/em><span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\"><em>Drop dead <\/em><\/span><em>Shut your whore mouth for five fucking minutes!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Jesus H Christ!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Then there\\&#8217;s the times when your having a conversation about whatever and something not totally relevant\/yet slightly relevant to your story comes up. \u00a0 Something that your not planning on driveling on about for any extended period of time but more so providing more background info on.\u00a0 They butt in with yeah I went\/was there\/seen it too.\u00a0 Yet somehow you know they\\&#8217;re lying to you so you ask a question that had they actually seen\/done the same thing on a different day\/month\/year <em>they would provide an accurate answer<\/em>.\u00a0 Except they get all exasperated and flippant with you.\u00a0 Because they know that you know they\\&#8217;re lying through their fucking teeth!\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 Because <em>they<\/em> thought <strong>YOU<\/strong> were going to talk about it endlessly, therefore taking time away from listening to them blather on about What. The Fuck Ever.\u00a0 Because while they want YOU to be THEIR audience for the entire duration of the conversation yet they don\\&#8217;t have one fucking iota of interest in anything that\\&#8217;s about to come out of your mouth unless it has something to do with THEM.<\/p>\n<p><em>Of. Course.<\/em><\/p>\n<h5><em>Except they think your stupid and don\\&#8217;t clue into their subtle lies.\u00a0 Yet YOU know they\\&#8217;re lying.\u00a0 In spite of the fact that I don\\&#8217;t say anything about it.\u00a0 I know.\u00a0 Oh boy, do I know.\u00a0 Therefore because of your tactless bullshit, I have lost a whole lotta respect for you that you\\&#8217;ll never have back.\u00a0 Oh I bet that gets your goat now doesn\\&#8217;t it?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/h5>\n<p>When all you want to do is say: I don\\&#8217;t care, I don\\&#8217;t care Ohhhhhhhhhhh I Don\\&#8217;t give a flying fuck about What. The. Fuck. Ever. You\\&#8217;re about to drivel on about!<\/p>\n<p>Woman like to relate, although some people take it to a <em><strong>WHOLE<\/strong><\/em> new level.\u00a0 It goes from relating to: OMGWTFBBQ I\\&#8217;m out of the spotlight so let\\&#8217;s turn this into a pissing contest!\u00a0 Because the attention <em>NEEDS TO BE BACK ON <span style=\\\"text-decoration: underline;\\\"><strong>ME, ME, ME! <\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sadly, I can\\&#8217;t usually back down from these moments.\u00a0 I try to, I\\&#8217;m usually ashamed when I can\\&#8217;t.\u00a0 I\\&#8217;m competitive by nature, it\\&#8217;s the inner Chef in me (Read: All the guys who said I wouldn\\&#8217;t make it but I did; so fuck you, kiss my pasty white ass!) oh &amp; my stubborn pigheaded ways that <span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\">can\\&#8217;t<\/span> <span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\">Won\\&#8217;t <\/span> refuse to do so.\u00a0 When inside my head I\\&#8217;m screaming:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>FOR FUCK SAKES LET ME HAVE MY DAMN MOMENT! <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nope, they can\\&#8217;t allow that, because it takes the spotlight OFF of them.<\/p>\n<p><em>My fist is really itching to make an acquaintance with your face. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yet I say nothing because that\\&#8217;s irrevocably rude.\u00a0 Until one day when you push me over the ever loving edge.<\/p>\n<h6>Well so is blogging about it, but hey I\\&#8217;m not name calling and finger pointing here either.<\/h6>\n<p>Wonder just how many people are going to contact me AND accusingly\u00a0 SAY OMFG STEPH I JUST <strong><em>KNOW<\/em><\/strong> YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME!<\/p>\n<h6><em>They\\&#8217;re going to assume that\\&#8217;s it\\&#8217;s about them.\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 Because they see themselves in this very blog post.\u00a0 Perhaps there\\&#8217;s a reason for that.<\/em><\/h6>\n<p>Because that\\&#8217;s in their nature.\u00a0 So is scores of several other things, but hey who am I to judge?<\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate drama, I detest it.\u00a0 I also hate attention whores and drama Queens.\u00a0 Oh and people who lie for stupid, insignificant reasons.\u00a0 Hell I just hate people in general!\u00a0 Especially lately, maybe it\\&#8217;s because I have PMS? Who knows, and quite frankly I doubt anyone truly gives a shit either. Attention whores, drama queens [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,64,63,54,22,47,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-are-you-fing-kidding-me","category-deep-thoughts-with-steph","category-just-saying","category-not-pg-rated","category-random-rant","category-there-goes-the-neighbourhood","category-what-the-fuck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/modologyworld.net\/steph\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}