Category Archives: Random things

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So I decided…

To do a few things, one of them being removing my blog off of blogger and just transferring everything to here because its just SO much easier to maintain.  I also created a new category called totally tasteless.  So today shall be known as totally tasteless/tacky Tuesday.  At least part of it, mostly because I can.

John sends me a text after work in regards to this \”trashy\” news tidbit which I responded with something to the effect of EWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT\’S SO NASTY!  Which it is!  I have no problems with public sex but a dumpster? WTF?  I thought that was the end of it…  I thought wrong.  You see John and I both love Family Guy perhaps a little too much.  However anyone who is a regular viewer of the show should be familiar with the dumpster baby episode which is a totally wrong, not to mention tasteless (yet somewhat hilarious) dig at Melissa Drexler.

So John made the mistake of asking me what I thought was worse: Dumpster baby or dumpster sex?  Of course dumpster sex totally outranks dumpster baby IMHO because for one thing, I\’m a total germaphobe/neat freak and I HATE being dirty.  Garbage grosses me out to NO end and I am also totally ANTI baby in all forms!  My reply to that: All babies should be chucked in a dumpster ( OK well not all but most because kids annoy the hell out of me if they don\’t belong to family/friends) and dumpster sex…  Think about it: Garbage groodies dripping into your ass crack and rats nibbling on your private parts?  I think not!  So I of course being the queen of crass and all things nasty (not only that I love to gross out John because it amuses me) I said what if there was a dumpster baby where you were having dumpster sex?  That was it for him, he replied with no more dumpster talk.  lol, he started it and it appears that I have finished it!

Speaking of TV shows, today at work reminded me of a Seinfeld episode…  I\’m standing there  talking to a customer when this woman walks in and AS I\’M TALKING to one of my regulars barges into the conversation with excuse me, excuse me EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME.  I looked glared at her because that\’s DAMN rude!  She wants to know what\’s for lunch, when is it going to be ready?  She sounded EXACTLY like George\’s mom in this episode (the contest for those of you that know the show) Where she screams George I\’m HUNNNNNNNNNNGRY!  Anyway…  It was only 11:20am and lunch doesn\’t get served until 12:00pm.  I could have had it ready earlier but her voice and her epic rudeness just irritated me to NO end so I made her wait until 12:00.   My kitchen bitch, MY rules!  I hate people, I really do.  I\’m a GOD DAMN CHEF not a waitress an I will NOT tolerate rudeness in any fashion.  In any case she was put in her place, but yet she left happy and loved my food ha ha 🙂

Sometimes I hate my life, but moments like these make me smile…  And by smile I really mean evil smirk, just in case you were wondering.

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Another reason for me to…

Dis French people!  Jesus Christ, they\’re so flipping rude sometimes!  I go out today to pick up a few more things to clean with and what not.  I know it was 4:45pm and that bitch was likely at the end of her rope, however that\’s NO reason to be rude to me.  I told her I was paying by interact, the lines getting longer, she for some reason keeps glaring at me ALL THE WHILE I\’M WAITING FOR HER TO PROCESS THINGS ON HER END! So she gets all pissy, cos yeah that\’s *MY* fault?  But of course, apparently.  The little screen says not approved, so I\’m thinking WTF its Saturday, I just go paid yesterday and there\’s NO way I blew through my $1500.00 a week interact limit already because I almost never have that much in my chequing account at one time.  So I said its needs to go through again she\’s freaking out and spitting (literally foaming at the mouth here) and says to me in French you need to swipe your card, yet the screen still says Welcome/Bienvenue so she\’s all sighing and moaning and carrying on.  Again it says that its not approved, I of course the debit queen have no cash so she flips out again.  I told her to fuck off and I left.  Ignorant bitch!  So I decided to forgo my foray into IGA just in case my bank account was compromised in some way (which thankfully it wasn\’t) I\’m assuming that there was likely some sort of network/system error.  Whatever its irrelevant, I\’m more annoyed by this ignorant bitches attitude!  Not my fault you have a crappy min. wage job because you obviously can\’t do any better.  I was tempted to punch her in the face but that would have taken effort and I couldn\’t be bothered.  I tend to get exceptionally cranky when I\’m not taking my BC pills 🙂

Finally scraped all the damn paint off my cupboards which was a huge pain, but its done and looks 100% better then it did!  Cleaning up little flecks of paint wasn\’t exactly a joy either but whatever.  So my livingroom/kitchen has been overhauled and cleaned from top to bottom.   Bedroom/bathroom is next.  I don\’t have a huge apartment but i\’m cleaning/clearing out everything this time!  Was going to pop in and see Gil today but I ended up taking a nap since I was woken up twice last night, once because my bladder demanded my immediate attention and the other was because of this horrendous dream I had ugh!

I might go and do my laundry tomorrow, or I might just wait until Monday.  Most likely do it tomorrow morning though, get it out of the way.  Start cleaning my room from top to bottom and then John\’s coming over for dinner after work 🙂  Once I tackle my apartment then I can start working on my website again.  Right now though my living space and myself requires a little more attention as of late and for a change I\’m putting myself first.  Who would have thought?

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Well hello spring!

I started some hardcore cleaning at work, hello spring and hello to kicking my OCD into high gear ha ha.  The boss lady of course loves it.  Me personally I need to have things neat and orderly in small spaces.  My kitchen is a tiny space with little room for storage so order is necessary.  Its nice though to have everything looking so clean and shiny!  Its rare that I actually have time to accomplish such things and when I do have the time then I attack it with gusto.  Problem is I keep getting interrupted with phone calls and customers if I happen to be working by myself.

Now if I could clean my house with as much vigor then I would be golden! could stop being such an OCD clean freak then I\’d be OK!   I just always have too much going on, as per the usual.  I need to manage my time better I think know and stop procrastinating so much!  Soon Today though I am going to set aside a day and just start to tackle everything that needs to be done.  Really though my main focus is getting my business off and running which I have been slacking off in the department in a really bad way as well.

I need to get my taxes sent in too, I finally got the last T4 slip that I have been waiting on so I can get that out of the way.  My apartment is finally looking the way that I want it to.  Just need to tweak a few things here and there.  I\’ve just been SO drained lately!  Going to bed super late certainly doesn\’t help matters at all either.  I just hate tackling things that I really have no vested interest in doing, like my taxes, housework that sort of thing lol.

Strangely enough though once I get the ball rolling then there\’s no stopping me.  My OCD seems to kick into over drive and then it becomes almost an obsession to get it done and out of the way.  Strange how that works.  I need to create a list of things I need to do and people I need to call by the weeks end.  Then maybe I can restore some order to my insane life for a change.

I finally heard back from my insurance company about wether or not they\’re going to cover my ultrasound.  Their response:  We need more information, please call our 1-800 number.  Are you kidding me?  I have this oddity that makes my boob burn, I need an breast ultrasound to see what it is because Dr. Hottie PAnts doesn\’t have x-ray vision, medicare DOESN\’T cover them anymore and I can\’t afford to blow a weeks pay at some fancy diganostic clinic regardless of how bad I need to get it done.  What else is there to tell?  Granted I can give them tons of TMI details and because I have to call them and blah blah blah I will, why? Because I can!

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All filler…

50 LITTLE SECRETS
Be honest no matter what!

[ZERO] Who was your last text from?
John.

[ONE] Where was your default pic taken?
y I have yet to add one on here…

[TWO] Your relationship status?
Happily taken 🙂

[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
Unfortunately.

[FIVE] What is your current mood?
Exhausted, stressed out and partially excited.

[SIX] What\’s your brother\’s(\’) name(s)?
Jeff, who isn\’t my real brother but my brother in law.

[SEVEN] Sister\’s(\’) name(s)?
Sandra

[EIGHT] Where do you wish you were right now?
Somewhere anywhere with John.

[NINE] Have a crazy side?
Who me? nooooooo have you met me? ha ha!

[TEN] Ever had a near death experience?
Yes, yes I have.

[ELEVEN] Something you do a lot?
Work, cook (which relates to work) and read.

[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
Not lately

[THIRTEEN] What\’s stopping you from going for the person you like?
Nufin, I have him 🙂

[FOURTEEN] When was the last time you cried and why?
I was having a PMS girly moment, not too long ago.

[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
Yes.

[SIXTEEN] What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
Too many things..

[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mommy!

[EIGHTEEN] What is your favorite song?
Oh God I have so many!

[NINETEEN] What are you doing right now?
Talking to my mom.

[TWENTY] Do you trust anyone right now?
A few people.

[TWENTY-ONE] Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
BME

[TWENTY-TWO] Have you hugged someone in the past week?
Yes, John as always 🙂

[TWENTY-FOUR] Describe your life in two words?
Controlled Chaos.

[TWENTY FIVE] Who are you thinking about at the moment?
John

[TWENTY-SIX] What should you be doing right now?
Catching up on web work.

[TWENTY-SEVEN] What are you listening to right now?
The tv

[TWENTY-EIGHT] Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
John!

[TWENTY -NINE] Who was the last person who yelled at you?
Daniel in a virtual sense ha ha

[THIRTY-ONE] What is your natural hair colour?
Red!

[THIRTY-TWO] Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Krystal, she always makes me laugh at work.

[THIRTY-THREE] Who was the last person to make you mad?
Most likely John for something lame lol.

[THIRTY-FOUR] What animals do you have?
I have one cat, her name is Heddy.

[THIRTY-FIVE] Is your hair curly or straight?
Naturally curly but its more wavy now that my hair is longer.

[THIRTY-EIGHT] Hugged the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
Mhm 🙂

[THIRTY-NINE] Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
All the time!

[FORTY] Plans for the week?
Work, work, work, dinner with John, maybe pop in and see Gil.

[FORTY-ONE] Are you happy with life right now?
Meh kinda sorta.

[FORTY-TWO] Are you currently jealous?
Not really. I take that back Ania, because she got tattooed recently and I didn\’t!

[FORTY-FOUR] What were you doing Friday night?
Most likely working, housework, web work.  Take your pick!

[FORTY-FIVE] Have you ever had your heart broken?
yep

[FORTY-SIX] Have you ever broken someone\’s heart?
Yes

[FORTY-SEVEN] Is there anybody you\’re really disappointed with?
My father

[FORTY-EIGHT] Last person you saw?
Aside from random people on the Metro? Krystal.

[FORTY-NINE] How late did you stay up last night and why?
about 1am, I was finishing off Gil\’s website and reading my book a little bit.

[FIFTY] Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yep, my longest relationship was 7.5 years.