Category Archives: Life as I know it

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So I decided…

To do a few things, one of them being removing my blog off of blogger and just transferring everything to here because its just SO much easier to maintain.  I also created a new category called totally tasteless.  So today shall be known as totally tasteless/tacky Tuesday.  At least part of it, mostly because I can.

John sends me a text after work in regards to this \”trashy\” news tidbit which I responded with something to the effect of EWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT\’S SO NASTY!  Which it is!  I have no problems with public sex but a dumpster? WTF?  I thought that was the end of it…  I thought wrong.  You see John and I both love Family Guy perhaps a little too much.  However anyone who is a regular viewer of the show should be familiar with the dumpster baby episode which is a totally wrong, not to mention tasteless (yet somewhat hilarious) dig at Melissa Drexler.

So John made the mistake of asking me what I thought was worse: Dumpster baby or dumpster sex?  Of course dumpster sex totally outranks dumpster baby IMHO because for one thing, I\’m a total germaphobe/neat freak and I HATE being dirty.  Garbage grosses me out to NO end and I am also totally ANTI baby in all forms!  My reply to that: All babies should be chucked in a dumpster ( OK well not all but most because kids annoy the hell out of me if they don\’t belong to family/friends) and dumpster sex…  Think about it: Garbage groodies dripping into your ass crack and rats nibbling on your private parts?  I think not!  So I of course being the queen of crass and all things nasty (not only that I love to gross out John because it amuses me) I said what if there was a dumpster baby where you were having dumpster sex?  That was it for him, he replied with no more dumpster talk.  lol, he started it and it appears that I have finished it!

Speaking of TV shows, today at work reminded me of a Seinfeld episode…  I\’m standing there  talking to a customer when this woman walks in and AS I\’M TALKING to one of my regulars barges into the conversation with excuse me, excuse me EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME.  I looked glared at her because that\’s DAMN rude!  She wants to know what\’s for lunch, when is it going to be ready?  She sounded EXACTLY like George\’s mom in this episode (the contest for those of you that know the show) Where she screams George I\’m HUNNNNNNNNNNGRY!  Anyway…  It was only 11:20am and lunch doesn\’t get served until 12:00pm.  I could have had it ready earlier but her voice and her epic rudeness just irritated me to NO end so I made her wait until 12:00.   My kitchen bitch, MY rules!  I hate people, I really do.  I\’m a GOD DAMN CHEF not a waitress an I will NOT tolerate rudeness in any fashion.  In any case she was put in her place, but yet she left happy and loved my food ha ha 🙂

Sometimes I hate my life, but moments like these make me smile…  And by smile I really mean evil smirk, just in case you were wondering.

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Another reason for me to…

Dis French people!  Jesus Christ, they\’re so flipping rude sometimes!  I go out today to pick up a few more things to clean with and what not.  I know it was 4:45pm and that bitch was likely at the end of her rope, however that\’s NO reason to be rude to me.  I told her I was paying by interact, the lines getting longer, she for some reason keeps glaring at me ALL THE WHILE I\’M WAITING FOR HER TO PROCESS THINGS ON HER END! So she gets all pissy, cos yeah that\’s *MY* fault?  But of course, apparently.  The little screen says not approved, so I\’m thinking WTF its Saturday, I just go paid yesterday and there\’s NO way I blew through my $1500.00 a week interact limit already because I almost never have that much in my chequing account at one time.  So I said its needs to go through again she\’s freaking out and spitting (literally foaming at the mouth here) and says to me in French you need to swipe your card, yet the screen still says Welcome/Bienvenue so she\’s all sighing and moaning and carrying on.  Again it says that its not approved, I of course the debit queen have no cash so she flips out again.  I told her to fuck off and I left.  Ignorant bitch!  So I decided to forgo my foray into IGA just in case my bank account was compromised in some way (which thankfully it wasn\’t) I\’m assuming that there was likely some sort of network/system error.  Whatever its irrelevant, I\’m more annoyed by this ignorant bitches attitude!  Not my fault you have a crappy min. wage job because you obviously can\’t do any better.  I was tempted to punch her in the face but that would have taken effort and I couldn\’t be bothered.  I tend to get exceptionally cranky when I\’m not taking my BC pills 🙂

Finally scraped all the damn paint off my cupboards which was a huge pain, but its done and looks 100% better then it did!  Cleaning up little flecks of paint wasn\’t exactly a joy either but whatever.  So my livingroom/kitchen has been overhauled and cleaned from top to bottom.   Bedroom/bathroom is next.  I don\’t have a huge apartment but i\’m cleaning/clearing out everything this time!  Was going to pop in and see Gil today but I ended up taking a nap since I was woken up twice last night, once because my bladder demanded my immediate attention and the other was because of this horrendous dream I had ugh!

I might go and do my laundry tomorrow, or I might just wait until Monday.  Most likely do it tomorrow morning though, get it out of the way.  Start cleaning my room from top to bottom and then John\’s coming over for dinner after work 🙂  Once I tackle my apartment then I can start working on my website again.  Right now though my living space and myself requires a little more attention as of late and for a change I\’m putting myself first.  Who would have thought?

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TGIF!

Oh man I love Fridays!  Especially now that the weather is amazing in so many ways!  I got to leave early today because it was quiet so I headed off to see my dentist and made an appointment to start repairing my teeth and what not YAY!  I am actually excited about going to the dentist, which is insane I guess to some people but I have one tooth that has been the bane of my exsistance FAR too long and its coming out!  I\’m getting the chipped one repaired first and I have a lone cavity to be taken care of then I\’m getting porcelain veneers eventually.  When my wisdom teeth came in when I was 15 they pushed my teeth all out of alignment and smashed my 4 front teeth together with a minor, barely noticeable overlap.

Well now that overlap has turned into a gap and I HATE my smile because my one front tooth is horrendously crocked and has a gap UGH!  Thankfully my dentist does porcelain veneers so I\’m going to be asking about those when I see her next month.  Then I won\’t hate my smile anymore because my teeth will look as nice as they used to!  Its a bit costly but a worthwhile expense since I\’m only 30 and the type that she uses is good for 20 years, certainly cheaper then braces!

I *think* I got the last few things I need want to finish off my apt by the weekend.  A friend of a friend is a general contractor and is willing to come in and fix my heating for me.  He\’s going to replace the existing unit, install a digital thermostat for me as well so I won\’t freeze this coming winter.  Kind of pointless to have it repaired now but at least it will be DONE which will be nice and I don\’t have to pay for it either!  I don\’t own this place so its not my problem!

John gave me $80.00 in gift cards for Old Navy at Christmas and I\’m finally going to go and spend them.  He originally got them so I could buy the wool winter jacket I was lusting after but since we didn\’t exchange gifts until AFTER Christmas I didn\’t know and ended up buying the jacket in Ontario while I was on vacation.  I do however want a nice jacket for spring/fall so that\’s what I\’m going to shop for.  I have 2 already but I want one that\’s more appropriate for any occasion.  My denim one looks nice with most things and so does my other jacket but not everything if that makes any sense.  So it\’ll be nice to spend someone Else\’s money for a change 🙂

Tomorrow is laundry, then off to see Gil and the last finishing touches I need to make to my apt and spring cleaning.  The people who lived her before me painted over the melamine cupboards with oil based paint which didn\’t stick very well and was going this God awful shade of off white/yellow-ish color and was driving me nuts!  I got most of it scraped off with a scrubby pad and I plan on having the rest of it off by tonight.  Now they\’re white like they\’re supposed to be.  Who uses oil based paint on a type of plastic?  I thought to myself WTF were you thinking?  It looked hideous and nasty!  Not anymore, thanks to my OCD\’ness ha ha.  I am however totally kicking myself for not taking the apt with the closet and washer/dryer hook-ups neither of which I have here but I didn\’t like the layout/carpet in either of them so I took this one instead.  It didn\’t dawn on me that there was only one closet in the bedroom and no where else, so storage is a bit of an issue.  I just wish I had somewhere to stash seasonal stuff like my fans and what not as opposed to the one in my bedroom which is crammed with those things.

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Well hello Dr. Hottie pants!

So I finally made it to the clinic today!  I DID go in yesterday, but the wait regardless of the fact that I was in there 1/2hr after it opened it was packed and Joann was on her way over to give Heddy her shots later on in the afternoon and I didn\’t want to put her off once again.  Of course the Doctor that was in on Saturday was a woman which would have been an ideal choice for me given that I needed to have my breast looked at.  OF course today the Dr. on call was a guy, and a rather hot one at that!  Not one that I would \”involve\” myself with personally but man were talking some serious eye candy here!

So when Dr. Lavy Dr. Hottie Pants walked into the exam room I was all durrrrr I can\’t talk ha ha.  Anyway I explained what I *thought* was the problem, turns out I was indeed wrong because the location isn\’t the same.  So while he was groping me examining my breast to see where the mass was he couldn\’t locate it.  I refrained from saying that\’s OK darling you just keep on coping a feel until you find something, really its OK ha ha.  However its under the surface of my skin and its the size of a pea or roughly the size of one.  So he told me not to worry about it but is sending me off to see these people for a breast ultrasound.  Problem is, medicare no longer covers them.  They also don\’t come cheap, at $200.00+ a pop which I can\’t afford until May because of rent, my bus pass and insurance eating up the rest of my hard earned money.  I am exceptionally hopeful that my insurance will in fact cover it.  YAY for QC health care *insert heavily loaded sarcasm here*

Strange thing is last year when I went to see my OBGYN and forgot my medicare card I was told that if I forgot it next time I would be billed $100.00 for the visit.  So what somewhat troubles me astounds me  is that its only $100.00 to fondle my crotch but $200.00+ to fondle my boob?  As far as I\’m concerned my \”girly bits\” are FAR more private then my breasts are humph!  In any case the area is still burning, not in a ultra hardcore painful way but its still there and its still noticeable but Dr. Hottie Pants doesn\’t have x-ray vision so before I can receive the proper medical treatment I need to get an ultrasound first.

So between my boob, the chipped tooth that I desperately need to have repaired, not to mention the one that needs to get pulled I\’m rather frustrated with the sad state of affairs that my body is in lately!  Thankfully I DO have dental coverage and off to the dentist I go and soon to have those matters dealt with because I only have to pay 20% out of my own pocket, that I can deal with because I tell you, my tooth is bothering me FAR more then my burning boob.  So I have quite a few phone calls that I need to make Monday ugh!

In ohter news, i\’m *almost* done decorating my apt, which means pictures will come soon!