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I got this in an e-mail the other day and I\’m sure some people\’s heads are sure to roll but I happen to agree with it, so I\’m posting it!

Andy Rooney said on \’60 Minutes\’ a few weeks back:

I don\’t think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens…Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right \’NOT\’ to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American/Canadian/British citizen, you should have to speak English!  (has he been to Quebec? lol)

My father and grandfather didn\’t die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot or arrest you if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can\’t understand the word \’freeze\’ or \’stop\’ in English, see the above lines.

I don\’t think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special National Assistance, loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, corner store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don\’t hate the rich I don\’t pity the poor

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn\’t stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that\’s better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn\’t take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say \’NO!\’

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don\’t pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don\’t want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of \’Political Correctness.\’ I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be \’African-Americans/Canadian/British\’? Besides, Africa is a continent.. I don\’t go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe . I am proud to be from America and nowhere else

And if you don\’t like my point of view, tough…

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE CANADIAN FLAG, to the BRITISH FLAG & TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

I was asked to send this on if I agree, or delete if I don\’t. It is said that on average 86% of Canadians/ Americans & British believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having \’In God We Trust\’ on American money and having \’God\’ in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don\’t we just tell the 15%+ to BE QUIET!!!

Can\’t. Stop. Playing.

You know I have to give credit to Shannon for his JS (java script) skills!  Granted its sending my OCD into overdrive lol.  I love his Bing-Bong game!  Its so simple, yet the compulsive need to play is something else!

Since I have today off of work today I should be getting other things done as opposed to sitting here on my PC, playing with this game and listening to ridiculous court shows.  I will get my couch done today, the worst hardest part is pretty much over and it looks good!  I was going to finish it last weekend when I first embarked on this project but the cat had a hissy fit and bit my hand and arm pretty hardcore and I wasn\’t able to finish it due to the exceptional amount of pain my hand was in.  It also swelled up pretty bad so I wasn\’t able to jam my hand in the more tight fitting area\’s to staple down the rest of the fabric ( wow that sounds kind of pervy doesn\’t it!).

I shouldn\’t post this because its totally wrong yet so very amusing!  I\’m sure that this will offened someone which isn\’t my intent, but I have a twsited sense of humour!

\”And Jesus said unto his 12 Apostles as he was being nailed to the cross: \”Don\’t touch my f\’ing easter eggs i\’ll be back on Monday!\”

Now that I think about it, I really wonder how the whole Easter bunny thing came about…