Category Archives: Random things

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Ignorant people!

Holy shit, some people just fucking kill me seriously! Today is John\’s birthday and he\’s doing the family thing so we did the birthday thing together on Friday. So on Thursday I finally got off my derrière and decided where I was going to go and get John\’s gifts. So I went to EBgames
got his first gift card(they were great BTW) and I went to Simons to get his other one. I\’ve never stepped foot into that place before and the chances of me stepping foot into there ever again are pretty much NIL…
The first person I spoke to was exceptionally helpful and really nice, kudos to her, although someone should show her how to put on mascara properly. Anyway after waiting in line behind a few yuppies returning things I finally got my turn. He was polite but I got one serious look of total disdain. It\’s not as if I showed up wearing this:

\"Redneck
Or looked like this:
\"redneck
Not that it would have mattered anyway my damn money is just as good as anyone else\’s!
I asked for a gift card, I was promptly corrected by being told it was a gift certificate. Well la de fucking duh! Most people use gift cards now and days, whatever…

Snotty cashier guy: How much would you like on your card?
Me: $40.00 dollars please
Snotty cashier guy: gives me a look like I just asked him for a gift certificate with $2.50 cents on it.
me: I glared at him, gave him my money.
Snotty cashier guy: Takes his sweet old time filling it out by hand and then says to me \” would you like to borrow my pen so that you can put the name in so that it matches the rest of the writing in this lovely green ink that matches so nicely?\”
Me: yeah sure why not, he\’s sucking up enough of my time, might as well take some of his as well. I bet he dis-infected his pen after I left.
Snotty cashier guy: Do you know how our gift certificate\’s work?
Me: I just looked at him and was like WTF!?! Who doesn\’t know how to use a fucking gift card! I however said no I don\’t shop here enlighten me.
Snotty cashier guy: Gives me a once over and a looked that screamed yeah it looks as if you don\’t ever shop here. Then in a VERY condescending tone tells me about their return policy and the like.

Honestly I felt like Julia Robert\’s in that scene of pretty woman when she get\’s kicked out of a store after being told her kind don\’t belong there and then goes by later with a ton of shopping bags from high end stores.
Fucking ignorant cashier snotty prick wearing a fucking suit. Who in the hell do you think you are treating me like that! So needless to say, I have very little intentions of ever going back there. It\’s not like it\’s rodeo drive or something, buddy better learn to get over himself and damn fast! Just because I am (to coin a phrase from Clint) not a fashion plate. Of course, I looked on my receipt and of course the douche bags name ISN\”T on the receipt. Whatever I\’ll take my money elsewhere cos I don\’t give a shit where my smoochiekins shops cos his clothes look better on my floor anyway!

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Bill gates telling it like it is.

I was having a similar conversation with someone earlier today and even though I can\’t stand him, the points are valid and totally worth sharing as well.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world won\’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won\’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your
Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it\’s not your parents\’ fault, so don\’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren\’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent\’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they\’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn\’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don\’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually
have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you\’ll end up working for one.

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My latest rant and an e-mail to share

You know I really loathe and despise when people come into my restaurant and claim that they have allergies to something random like onions. Please! You honestly think that were dumb enough to buy into that bullshit, a simple no onions please would suffice. Yes of course there are people in the world whom I am sure allergic to onions and such but NOT that many people!

When your throwing your garbage out, get a fucking clue! If it\’s over flowing, move your lazy ass onto the second one located a mere half foot away from the other one. When i\’m changing the garbage don\’t fucking line up behind me to wait, or attempt to throw your garbage in there when there isn\’t a bag in it either. Yes one of the hydro guys were about to do that, these people are supposed to take care of my hydro? Really not comforting, not in the least! Also jackass don\’t waltz in my restaurant 5 minutes before closing an expect to sit there and fucking eat! Yes my french sucks ass and I\’m sorry but I do try. However don\’t sit there and chew my ass out for it!

So moving along, I got this great e-mail today and feel the need to pass it on because it is a gem!

Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management\’s attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the
course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
received from some employees who may be easily offended, this
type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative \”TRY SAYING\” phrases have been
provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in
an effective manner.

(1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don\’t know what the fuck you\’re doing.

(2) TRY SAYING: She\’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She\’s a fucking bitch.

(3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

(4) TRY SAYING: I\’m certain that isn\’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

(5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You\’ve got to be shitting me!

(6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

(7) TRY SAYING: I wasn\’t involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It\’s not my fucking problem.

(8) TRY SAYING: That\’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?

(9) TRY SAYING: I\’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won\’t work.

(10) TRY SAYING: I\’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn\’t you tell me sooner?

(11) TRY SAYING: He\’s not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He\’s got his head up his ass.

(12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.

(13) TRY SAYING: So you weren\’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

(14) TRY SAYING: I\’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I\’m on salary.

(15) TRY SAYING: I don\’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

(16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This fucking job sucks.

(17) TRY SAYING: You want ME to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck died and made you boss?

(18) TRY SAYING: He\’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He\’s a prick.

Thank You,

Human Resources