March 30, 2010 by Steph

There are NO words…

Instead of posting a total downer post (ta da!) here\’s some useless, although highly amusing (to some) links.

Enjoy 😉

Natural harvest (hmm, wonder if I should add this to my recipe book collection?)

Puby panties? (not entirely safe for work or children) Who designs this stuff? Seriously!

A killer top ten thanks to Twwly!

The most random lawsuit ever!

That\’s quite the er tramp stamp you got there…

February 26, 2010 by Steph

The surreal life & stuff

OK day number two at the daycare, I\’m the executive Chef in case you were wondering. Even my friends think this is hilarious… Read:

\”Would I be correct saying you are working in a daycare? And if I am that is nearly as scary as me working in a daycare.\” No doubt Shane, no doubt ha ha!

\”Day Care….now that is totally different, I think you will be good at it…\” At least my best friend has faith in me, that\’s why I love her! <3 Corrine!

Yeah me of all people in a day care, even I think that\’s strange not entirely my deal but I like the predictability of it all. I\’m not against change but I am against drama and stress… Kids need routine, so do I (at least at work, kinda). So it kinda works out for us both. Now don\’t get me wrong, I don\’t hate kids, birth control failures adorable children under the age of 5. Nor do I have an issue with giving your child a bitching, cool ass, name. I like being unique, I\’ve always marched to the beat of my own drummer. Always. I also try not to be judgmental, judge not lest ye be judged and all that. However I have to wonder what on earth goes through people\’s minds when picking a name for their child that\’s so out there. So out there in fact that it belongs in outer space.

Jupiter & Neptune. There are children in the day care who are named after planets. I can think of two children who just might end up hating their parents when they grow up. Perhaps not. OK yes there\’s Venus Williams, lets not forget the Venus fly trap. Not a tennis buff, but that plant is pretty freaking sweet! Also a Greek goddess However Venus is also a planet. Not only that, Venus rhymes with penis. However sporting a Medusa tattoo myself, I can see the correlation behind naming your child Venus. Jupiter & Neptune though? Perhaps their parents are astronauts? Possible astronomers or something? At least they didn\’t name them Uranus like one of my friends pointed out. Here\’s what my peanut gallery had to say about the whole thing:
Tammy: \”I know of another girl named Jupiter Jane…okay…but NEPTUNE?\” (that has the Jetsons written ALL over it)
Babette:\” At least it wasn\’t Uranus!\” (my thoughts exactly!)
Darcy:\”lol\” (coffee almost came out my nose when I made that discovery this morning)
Josh:\”Haha, why do they do it!?
…growing up is tough enough without being named after a planet!! lol xXx\” (yeah I know, hello!)
James:\”Yeah but when he turns out to be the head of a major corporation, and she\’s either some type of hippie therapist/social worker or psychic they won\’t seem so odd. It\’s nominative deteinism in action!\” (OK there\’s always one, that\’s OK because I wouldn\’t expect anything less from him 😉 lol)
Jaime:\”gah! I thought Pyper was an odd name…thankfully my daughters name has become more popular these days!\” (OK first of all, at least it applies to your heritage Jaime and its lovely & unique. I like it!)
Melanie:\”What about the parents in the States who named their son Adolf Hitler? They thought it was wonderful…. Children\’s Aid didn\’t, and little Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell were \”removed from the home\”. Those parents are winners!\” (there are no words…)
Fallon:\”I know a Rainbow Cloud :)\” (see that\’s hippy chic, I can at least respect that! Or one hell of a raver name)
Lindsay:this is great! lmao….my friend named her kid Treasure….Stripper pole here she comes (I feel compelled to agree with that)

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February 6, 2010 by Steph

Totally pointless…

So I have to work with \”F\” tonight. Who drives me crazy under normal circumstances, but today is a \”special\” kind of day. I have PMS, so he might end up dead seriously injured by the end of the night…

So on facebook, everyone\’s doing the whole type your name into urban dictionary and see what pops up. So I thought why not, might as well kill some time right? Here\’s what it had to say about Stephanie:

The sexiest girl in the world
Stephanie is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesn\’t know it she is very beautiful and smart. (let\’s not kid ourselves here, yeah I do know 😉 lol )
A very sexy, sophisticated women. Someone that knows what they want and can get it. Can also mean a sophisticated bitch.
Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. She is gorgeous, but still stands out from the other pretty girls. She has a sense of humor that never dissapoints or keeps you from laughing. She has this aura about her that no one else could ever have. She carries herself with grace worthy of Grace Kelly herself. Stephanie is loving, unique, and maybe even a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. Once you meet a real Stephanie, don\’t ever let go.
the most adorable, retardedly funny, easy and fun to talk to person to walk the earth.
A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined
The name of the most beautiful girl in the whole world, who also has the best personality and sense of humor that anyone could imagine. Sometimes referred to as a \”dream girl\”. Perfect marriage material.
The most amazing girl you\’ll ever meet. You\’ll fall for her no questions asked. If you find the right Stephanie, never let her go…
a cute girl that does not like drama but is usually always around it. she would rather hang out with boys. shes not a girly girl. she belongs with a boy named frank.
An amazing and wonderful girl that is truly great! She can steal your heart but trust me, there would be no complaining. \”Freaky\” and totally sexy and she has beautiful bedroom blue eyes.
the best friend anyone could ask for, acts weird (not a bad thing), and is always very supportive. She is very pretty and has the coolest eyes ever. its hard not to love a person this great.
1 -A person who is great partner in bed and great fun to be around.
2 -A very artistically inclined and open minded person whose talents impact the magnitude of her sexual powers

3 -A person with a cute laugh

4 -A person who gives great head and know how to take a cock
Classic but quirky dark haired beauty. Eyes that see through to your soul from clear across the room. Professional yet fun-loving to the business world while at the same time a twisted sick sense of humor with friends. Hangs better with the boys. Not afraid to worship her inner geek. Artistic, with a deep appreciation of the darker things in life. A lyrical heart open to everyone. Always in touch with her inner child. Twisted little vixen when your alone. If you ever found one and were too stupid to notice, find her again and beg her to let you back in to the circle quick before another guy gets your space.
a goddess, artistic, powerful, strong woman, often very tattooed
The girl that you fall in love with at first sight. Her amazing green eyes make your soul melt. Her smile leaves you aching. The touch of Stephanie will leave your body with endless goosebumps, pleasurable tingles and enchantment. The lips of this beautiful woman remind you of luscious, juicy fruits that you want to indulge yourself in. Its what she does to you. Oh, its what she does to you.
The Girl that every guy wants to have, yet her heart belongs to just ONE..

ha ha, yeah its mostly entirely true. Except I don\’t have green eyes but c\’est la vie. I love urban dictionary. Random laughs are the best!

January 4, 2010 by Steph

Strange things happen when…

You buy a new computer . First off you get to say things like this: \”The best thing about my new PC? I can download porn in a nanosecond! That\’s brilliant!\” The looks on their faces? Priceless 😉 Really though, I never did realize just how freaking slow mine was until I bought my new toy (thanks mom <3) So now my usual everyday tasks don\’t take an eternity to happen which means suddenly I have more free time. You would think that I would use that to do something constructive but no, I play with websites such as the oatmeal and take stupid quizzes just for fun. I also discover hidden gems such as this: Why its better to pretend that you don\’t know anything about computers (this reminds me of a few people who think I\’m their own personal geek squad) Here\’s the result(s) of some of them pointless quizzes just for fun because well I know you want to know this and that\’s OK, I\’m not here to judge you.

Don\’t know if this would ever happen but good to know that I would die pretty quickly regardless lol.

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