You buy a new computer . First off you get to say things like this: \”The best thing about my new PC? I can download porn in a nanosecond! That\’s brilliant!\” The looks on their faces? Priceless 😉 Really though, I never did realize just how freaking slow mine was until I bought my new toy (thanks mom <3) So now my usual everyday tasks don\’t take an eternity to happen which means suddenly I have more free time. You would think that I would use that to do something constructive but no, I play with websites such as the oatmeal and take stupid quizzes just for fun. I also discover hidden gems such as this: Why its better to pretend that you don\’t know anything about computers (this reminds me of a few people who think I\’m their own personal geek squad) Here\’s the result(s) of some of them pointless quizzes just for fun because well I know you want to know this and that\’s OK, I\’m not here to judge you.
Don\’t know if this would ever happen but good to know that I would die pretty quickly regardless lol.
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This one was pretty funny and totally random
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More pointless although random fun comic style!:
10 words you need to stop misspelling
4 reasons to carry a shovel at all times…
17 things worth knowing about your cat
How everything goes to hell during a zombie apocalypse
10 things you NEED to stop tweeting about (priceless!)
8 ways to prepare your pets for war
15(ish) things worth knowing about coffee
How a web design goes straight to hell.
7 reasons to keep your Tyrannosaur off of crack
6 reasons bacon is better then true love
The 5 phases of caffeine intake
5 good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth
Why i\’d rather be punched in the testicles then call customer service.
The 3 phases of owning a computer
The miserable truth about Santa
20 things worth knowing about beer
How different age groups celebrate Halloween
The 8 types of Awkward workouts
I blame James for this 😉
LOL I can’t believe you’ve wasted so much of your time on that:P
although it took some of my infamous will power to resist and not do these zombie survival and velociraptor quizes! I like to be prepared, ya know…
ha ha I know! Its all in good, time killing fun! I mean God forbid I do something practical with my free time or something 🙂