A FML quickie…

17 days straight without a day off…  Yes seventeen.  W. T. F?!?!  Yeah I know right?

All this running around and waiting is making me impatient and more then a little crazy.  Today of course being the yuckiest of all.  My day started at 6am then finished off at 10:30pm.  With a lovely hour & a half lull in between, which was largely spent on the smelly metro shuttling my ass back from one job to the next.  I was supposed to finish at 11 but by the grace of God it wasn\’t busy so I left early.  Holy christ my feet feel as if they\’re going to fall off my body.

I\’m limiting my availability at COC next week so I can catch a break (in spite of the fact that I didn\’t work at all during the week there this week) and there\’s NO damn way I\’m working next weekend.  Its bad enough that I have to spend 8 freaking hours of my day at a infant CPR/First aid/home safety training course because working in the daycare requires it on Sunday.  Dear God I better get to keep this job!  I did however get my birth certificate YAY! That however is a whole other nightmare unto itself.  Saturday is MINE!  ALL MINE!

I\’ll slow down once everything checks out, in the meantime I have to whore myself out to both jobs until I am damn sure I have secured employment at the daycare.  Then I can work at COC when I feel like it for extra tattoo, Visa bill paying money.  If I never update my blog again its because I dropped dead from exhaustion somewhere along the line.

Just sayin…  

Spewing forth randomness

I dream about him, this is driving me crazy.  Its one thing to consume my thoughts from time to time but when they invade my dreams, its almost disturbing to me on a certain level.  I had one the other night, that he was on the phone and somehow I missed it and I tried to call him back and he wasn\’t there.  I woke up, and I was upset.  I shouldn\’t be but I was.

Why is it that things that appear to good to be true usually are?  Totally pessimistic I know, but still.

You know what irritates the hell out of me?  People who undermine me!  Happened at work today, when I\’m working with one of the newer staff members I tend to hang back just a little.  Mostly because they need to man the fuck up and learn.  I was not a happy girl today for a number of reasons.  Most of them stress related but still…  He comes on the line, sits there and munches away on an apple (with a full board) while I get my ass kicked.  Oh then to top it off, I\’m looking at my schedule for the week @ COC (no days off for a possible 3 weeks straight, holy fuck!).  The he walks up to me and says:\”What time are you done at? Now. Oh well can you do some dishes before you leave? Excuse me? \”  OK first of all: I. wear. the. pants. in. the. kitchen. NOT you.  Nor do you have the right to ask me to stay later on the clock, Christ even I don\’t have that privilege of doing that.  Nor do you have the right to complain either!  Take some fucking initiative and make it happen.  Just because your accustomed to having it done upon arrival does not give you the God given right to expect it to be like that all the time.  Besides its reading week aka spring break and yes this was the busiest night we\’ve had in oh I dunno 12 days but still not nearly as insane as it usually is.

Seriously, these boys know NOTHING about problem solving!  They freak out when there\’s not enough prep, yet God forbid they get off their ass and do some.  Freeman left me a note about prep.  Good stuff, at least he listened to me when I mentioned that.  However Jerk sauce isn\’t part of my duties.  Why?  Because we buy it pre-made you fool!  They don\’t know where everything is, they have no idea how to prep next to nothing and all this other shit.  Seriously?  They\’re killing me, really.  Although in a rather ego driven moment, I am pretty thrilled about one of my creations hitting the new menu!  We changed it in the new year, however we\’re eliminating quite a few items that just aren\’t cutting it.  Although some things are semi OK sellers yet they\’re yanking them off the menu regardless.  Ah well its not my judgment call.  Just seems frivolous to me that they spent all this money on the new menu design & printing now and they\’re changing it.  Not that it matters, seems to me that 96.3% of the people who order from us don\’t read the details anyway.  As in you know when we open.  Idiots.

So no days off from either job, yeah the money is nice and until my background checks either in or out I very much prefer to hold onto my night job until my temporary contract is up with the daycare (as in my 30 day trial period to see if I make the final cut or not).  Can\’t wait to see how bitchy I get in the up-coming weeks ha ha.  Damn bills, URGH!

Travis is being extra nice to me lately…  Kinda strange because we don\’t really talk that much at work.  Sometimes we do, but more often then not we don\’t.  In any case, some of his gestures were really sweet! 🙂  Even though I suspect he has an ulterior motive…  Meh whatever.

Sean totally made me have an Awe moment.  Those are quite rare, I however blame hormones.

I just about damn near had a stroke today when someone at work said OMG Steph are you pregnant?  Granted I could see why they would make such a comment because I normally don\’t do that sort of thing at work.  Spazzing out is normal for me, other things, not so much.  Also our bathroom smelled like someone had died in there when I was in there this morning.  Slightly disturbing since I was the first to arrive & it was like that when I got there.

Oh yeah, changing the fryer oil is sooooooo nasty.  At least with the one fryer, I literally had to stick my hand in there to clear away the tender crumbs that were forming walls around the elements to find the drain.  I was literally up to my elbows in fryer oil and sludge.  Of course, one of our bio-oil containers is filled with a bunch of shit.  Such as paint cans, branches and other misc stuff.  Yeah I know it looks like one of the garbage cans in the alley but its not.  I think we should just toss it(the crap that\’s in there) in the alley and forget about it.  The one container we have is over-flowing as it is (oops, that was my bad) and that\’s so irritating because they never empty the whole damn thing!

URRRRRRRRRGH!

The surreal life & stuff

OK day number two at the daycare, I\’m the executive Chef in case you were wondering.  Even my friends think this is hilarious…  Read:

\”Would I be correct saying you are working in a daycare? And if I am that is nearly as scary as me working in a daycare.\” No doubt Shane, no doubt ha ha!

\”Day Care….now that is totally different, I think you will be good at it…\” At least my best friend has faith in me, that\’s why I love her!  <3 Corrine!

Yeah me of all people in a day care, even I think that\’s strange not entirely my deal but I like the predictability of it all.  I\’m not against change but I am against drama and stress…  Kids need routine, so do I (at least at work, kinda).  So it kinda works out for us both.  Now don\’t get me wrong, I don\’t hate kids, birth control failures adorable children under the age of 5.  Nor do I have an issue with giving your child a bitching, cool ass, name.  I like being unique, I\’ve always marched to the beat of my own drummer.  Always.  I also try not to be judgmental, judge not lest ye be judged and all that.  However I have to wonder what on earth goes through people\’s minds when picking a name for their child that\’s so out there.  So out there in fact that it belongs in outer space.

Jupiter & Neptune.  There are children in the day care who are named after planets.  I can think of two children who just might end up hating their parents when they grow up.  Perhaps not.  OK yes there\’s Venus Williams, lets not forget the Venus fly trap.  Not a tennis buff, but that plant is pretty freaking sweet!  Also a Greek goddess However Venus is also a planet.  Not only that, Venus rhymes with penis.  However sporting a Medusa tattoo myself, I can see the correlation behind naming your child Venus.    Jupiter & Neptune though?  Perhaps their parents are astronauts?  Possible astronomers or something?  At least they didn\’t name them Uranus like one of my friends pointed out.  Here\’s what my peanut gallery had to say about the whole thing:
Tammy: \”I know of another girl named Jupiter Jane…okay…but NEPTUNE?\” (that has the Jetsons written ALL over it)
Babette:\” At least it wasn\’t Uranus!\” (my thoughts exactly!)
Darcy:\”lol\” (coffee almost came out my nose when I made that discovery this morning)
Josh:\”Haha, why do they do it!?
…growing up is tough enough without being named after a planet!! lol xXx\” (yeah I know, hello!)
James:\”Yeah but when he turns out to be the head of a major corporation, and she\’s either some type of hippie therapist/social worker or psychic they won\’t seem so odd. It\’s nominative deteinism in action!\” (OK there\’s always one, that\’s OK because I wouldn\’t expect anything less from him 😉 lol)
Jaime:\”gah! I thought Pyper was an odd name…thankfully my daughters name has become more popular these days!\” (OK first of all, at least it applies to your heritage Jaime and its lovely & unique. I like it!)
Melanie:\”What about the parents in the States who named their son Adolf Hitler? They thought it was wonderful…. Children\’s Aid didn\’t, and little Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell were \”removed from the home\”. Those parents are winners!\” (there are no words…)
Fallon:\”I know a Rainbow Cloud :)\” (see that\’s hippy chic, I can at least respect that!  Or one hell of a raver name)
Lindsay:this is great! lmao….my friend named her kid Treasure….Stripper pole here she comes (I feel compelled to agree with that)

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Oh christ, I have another stalker!

Oh goodness!  Some people never cease to blow my mind.  Just when you think something is over, it never really is.  Well at least not in this case.  I use reCAPTCHA which is free software to stop spam bots to hide my e-mail address that I have set up for this blog.  I get enough spam messages as it is, who needs more?  Anyway that being said, I have quite the following of readers (thanks guys!) and do get the odd e-mail from time to time about various things/compliments/asking for advice on something or whatever.  I don\’t mind that at all, unless its something utterly ridiculous such as this. I also love calling people on their BS 🙂 However this time, I\’m not going to bother responding privately because its just SO utterly bogus (not to mention exceptionally amusing to me) so I thought I would share in the nefarious glee that I have in doing so with the rest of my dear readers.  Normally I wouldn\’t bother to stoop so utterly low, but this guy is a psycho-pathetic ass who obviously reads my blog (otherwise how would they have my personal e-mail?) also seems like he doesn\’t want to let go.  So to protect my own interests, I decided against it.  I also created an e-mail just for my blog which I should have done in the first place (ah well live and learn right?)  Besides this is pretty damn funny (at least to me) and well hey why be selfish and keep this all to myself?  Not only that, this isn\’t the first stalker I have had and I somehow doubt he\’ll be the last…

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