Lovely changes

So I think, stress the term think that maybe I\’ll have a plan for this whole school thing.  Hopefully one that is not only affordable, but realistic enough to not compromise my already insane schedule already.  Because as much as I love doing that Chef thing I do, its high time I got out before I tear out every single strand of hair on my head or go totally postal.  I could see either of those happening.  In any case I have hit up every single college and university that offers distance learning because the thought of parking my derriere in an actual classroom seriously lacks appeal to me!  All in due course, I have a long list of things that I want to acomplish first so all in due time.

However there\’s been several other things that have crossed my mind that I can do in the immediate/near future so you know what?  I\’m going to do them, quite simply be cause I can therefore I will 🙂  The way I see it, why repress one self when you can express yourself.  I\’m amazed at how much my way of thinking has changed and evolved since I moved here.  Or perhaps its because I\’m older and all those \”young adult\” hang ups I had are now gone?  Meh who knows and quite frankly I don\’t think anyone actually cares.  I\’m also looking forward to some much needed social interaction with some good people!  Its sad that my friends and I have so very different lifestyles and schedules that more often then not cause some serious conflict when it comes to that sort of thing.  I\’m meeting Jen for lunch tomorrow and I can\’t wait!  I LOVE spending time with her!

I have a short shift so taking advantage of that in every way I can!  Work has actually been dare I say, pretty awesome the past few days!  After the staff meeting we had, it seems like for the most part were on the same page and have a common goal which is awesome.  Not only that I happen to work with some really great people who make me laugh non stop.  So that\’s a win situation right there!  I\’m also looking forward to the saintwoods four year anniversary party.   Its going to be awesome to go out, get utterly wasted and just have on hell of a good time!  Finally something that isn\’t on a weekend IE Friday/Saturday that I can actually attend, fabulous!

Strange things happen when…

You buy a new computer .   First off you get to say things like this: \”The best thing about my new PC? I can download porn in a nanosecond!  That\’s brilliant!\” The looks on their faces? Priceless 😉  Really though, I never did realize just how freaking slow mine was until I bought my new toy (thanks mom <3) So now my usual everyday tasks don\’t take an eternity to happen which means suddenly I have more free time.  You would think that I would use that to do something constructive but no, I play with websites such as the oatmeal and take stupid quizzes just for fun.  I also discover hidden gems such as this: Why its better to pretend that you don\’t know anything about computers (this reminds me of a few people who think I\’m their own personal geek squad)  Here\’s the result(s) of some of them pointless quizzes just for fun because well I know you want to know this and that\’s OK, I\’m not here to judge you.

Don\’t know if this would ever happen but good to know that I would die pretty quickly regardless lol.

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More pointless although random fun comic style!:

10 words you need to stop misspelling

4 reasons to carry a shovel at all times…

17 things worth knowing about your cat

How everything goes to hell during a zombie apocalypse

The 6 types of crappy hugs

10 things you NEED to stop tweeting about (priceless!)

8 ways to prepare your pets for war

15(ish) things worth knowing about coffee

How to ride a pony

How a web design goes straight to hell.

7 reasons to keep your Tyrannosaur off of crack

6 reasons bacon is better then true love

The 5 phases of caffeine intake

5 good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth

Why i\’d rather be punched in the testicles then call customer service.

The 3 phases of owning a computer

The miserable truth about Santa

20 things worth knowing about beer

How different age groups celebrate Halloween

The motherfucking Pterodactyl

9 types of crappy handshakes

The 8 types of Awkward workouts

and more…

I blame James for this 😉