I\’m sick. Sick as in I want to crawl into bed and stay there because my head is so fucking congested right now and the back of my throat is so seriously itchy I am thinking about sticking a fork down my throat so I can scratch it.  Thankfully I could in fact do that, I have no gag reflex. At least not in the traditional sense.

That however is a story best saved for another day.

How did I get sick? My little \’boyfriend\’ (AKA favorite baby at work, not my actual boyfriend) KG sneezed. In. My. Mouth.  Last week he was all sick and cranky and he just loves me so of course I pick him up and try to comfort him and that was the thanks I got in return.  I\’ve been fighting it all week, but of course today it hits me like a fucking Mac truck and I feel like ass.

Magical!

So anyway, today being good Friday and all, work was a lot more lax.  So much in fact that I didn\’t have much to do and left before 2pm. That almost never happens as while handy, that\’s going to hurt come payday…  Anyway instead of doing something useful like cleaning my office or working on my new cake website because that just takes far too much effort… So I come on here to bitch and whine about being sick and other random nonsense that spews forth in my mind.

So today, I stumbled upon the following (in no particular order):

• Christians NAILED to crosses in gruesome Good Friday re-enactment of Jesus\’s death in the Philippines Seriously? WTF is wrong with you people! Granted my thoughts on religion, particularly the Catholic edition aren\’t exactly a secret. As a member of the modification community, it\’s not so much the act of what they\’re doing that appalls me the most per se, it\’s more so the conditions under which these acts are preformed.  Sterilization, or lack thereof, internal injuries and a bunch of other stuff that makes me shudder inwardly.  Also it\’s 2012, there\’s a thing on the market called no more nails!

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