Busted!

Looks like I just nailed your judgmental ass to the wall now didn’t I?

Guys think they’re so slick and oh-so-clever sometimes, I got news for you honey…

You’re anything but!  

I’ve worked in the food industry for two decades.  15 of those years have been spent in restaurants where more often then not, I’m the ONLY woman who has the balls to work the line.  It’s not an easy industry to be in and even more complicated if you’re a woman.  In any case, you really get to know a lot about men. Mostly just how full of shit they really are.

So earlier I was talking to some random dude and he asked for a picture, which is fine.  I have a few and most of them *do* have other people in them.  I’m not going to be one of those douchebags who takes pictures of themselves in a fucking mirror with their God-Damn phone!  So get over it and move on with your life.  I have nothing to hide, it’s not as if I weigh 350lbs and even if I did…

WHO GIVES A SHIT!

Most guys however do.  So I hear a lot of: Do you have other pictures of yourself, you know one’s without furniture, or another person, a full length picture of yourself yada yada yada…  Which all basically sums up to one thing: Want to see how much you weigh, because no one wants to fuck a fat chick.  We’re all shallow in some way or another but this just kills me.  Whatever, either you like me or you don’t, I personally don’t care which.  I’m not a barbie doll, nor do I want to look like one either.  I have a body, I have curves and I don’t see anyone complaining about my bra size (well except for me) so while talking to Ben earlier he asked me for a picture, preferably with no clothes and did I have one of my stomach because he’s ‘big’ into those.

Seriously?

Clearly you think I’m retarded and don’t understand that pretext…

So this is basically how that little incident played out (using actual text):

That’s all I have to say about that.

PS check this out, it’s pretty awesome!

 

4 thoughts on “Busted!

  1. avatar J-Fur says:

    what a sick puppy… sounds like he wants to do something to your tummy ( wink wink) SICKO!!!!!!!!!!!! that place is only to hold my beer and nachos on lol
    he couldn’t handle the whole Stephanie K experience lol you have been known to kill lesser men oxox

  2. avatar Wannabe Canadian says:

    You know damn well, my saucy Canadian friend, that there are men who LOVE big girls. And, no, you are definitely NOT a “Big” girl. I hate the douchebags who think who a woman is fat if she is above a size 12. That just makes her AVERAGE! In the US, 50% of women are size 18 or larger (depending on brand, that’s either an XL or XXL), and 75% of wome are size 12 or larger (that’s usually an L). Honestly, most Chubby Chasers wouldn’t look twice at you, Steph. I only tell you because I care, even if you ARE a ‘Leafs fan.

  3. avatar Dee says:

    LMAO ~ Way to go …. I love it when guys think they are so slick like that. Sorry about this guys but women are usually 3-4 thoughts ahead of you at most times. ~ his loss … not someone you would want to know anyway. Though I must say …. with his actions having him meet you in person just to get the FULL STEPHIE EXPERIENCE would be something to watch 🙂

  4. avatar Fallon says:

    Its amazing how big egos can hide such small minds isnt it? I get chasers asking for pics too juist to see if I have a penis still< I tell em if they wanna know get on your knees and Ill show you *evil grins*

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