So this morning I was woken up by Ms Kitler aka Heddy my adorable, yet occasionally almost always attention needy cat. Don\’t get me wrong I DO adore her and she\’s usually pretty good and TOO DAMN SMART if you ask me! I don\’t let her into my bedroom for a number of reasons, mainly because John has allergies and she likes to bite A LOT. I did a \”test run\” of letting her sleep in my room which led to my leg getting bitten because I moved my duvet therefore she is no longer welcome in here. She knows I\’m awake or at the very least home because of the noise. Either she\’ll hear my music, my TV, hell even typing which leads her to crying at my door because she figures if mom\’s awake then she should be paying attention to me.

But she also knows that when all is quiet and the lights are off, its bedtime until the morning. I don\’t hear a sound out of her until my alarm goes off. Marble was like this too, when I still had him. The sound of the alarm means its breakfast time. AKA time for me to get my ass outta bed and feed her. Usually on the weekends she doesn\’t pester me until about 10am or so unless John texts me in the morning. John had to go into work this morning and I didn\’t even hear my phone, but I heard the cat scratching and crying at the door. Which led to me yelling Jesus Heddy its Saturday! I looked at the time which was 8:30am and I was not impressed, then I heard my phone which was the culprit. Since my ring tone could be perceived as an alarm Heddy figured that I was awake. So I woke up, did my usual morning stuff, gave Heddy her breakfast and checked the phone. 5 new text messages awaited me, so I was cursing John because *I* should have been able to sleep in this morning but oh no the cat and the boyfriend have seemingly plotted against me on this one.

John tells me to go back to bed because after all its Saturday and he\’s the one who has to work not me… Then he texts me about a 1/2 hours later asking me what was in this dish he had seen or heard about on the Nintendo DS game cooking mama, Dear God are you kidding me? John\’s spending the night Sunday because he has Monday off, so maybe, just maybe I\’ll get some sleep!

On a random note, John was eating breakfast at McDonald\’s this morning and some guy thought the ketchup dispenser was HAND SANITIZER because of course that would be a common place for such things among the condiments, straws & napkins lol. I mean seriously, who does things like that? Well except for that guy but come on! Its becoming more common for places to place hand sanitizer dispensers as your walking into the store and things of that nature, we even have one at work at the cash. Of course most of this is bred from the \”swine flu\” paranoia sweeping the nation but I\’m a total germaphobe so I\’m a big fan of this concept!

However I still can\’t wrap my head around how one would confuse something that generally speaking looks like this With something that looks similar to this this
I can\’t speak for anyone else but I fail to see the similarities here.  All this and its only 2:30 in the afternoon…