Welcome to my blog. If you were looking for someone normal, i’m sorry you’ve reached my blog my mistake. Please hit the back button and make your escape now. However, if you’re entirely insane and searching for the leader of your kind, you’ve found me.
- Chef in real life.
- Ordained as a minister.
- Tattoo whore.
- Business owner.
- Self published author.
- Opinionated and usually not afraid to say what’s on my mind.
- Not a fan of shopping or chocolate.
- I like pirates, I think they’re bad ass. I also have a pirate themed tattoo. That’s dedication right there baby!
- I’ve had an irrational fear of the tilt-a-whirl since I was 11. Ask my parents why.
- I occasionally blog about my naughty places, because I can. They’re also in a book
- Likely not giving a shit what you think about me.
This is my blog. All links & shameless plugs are on me. There are some things best left UN-said, but you can bet your sweet ass I’m going to say them anyway! All the opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone. I tend to offend people and push far too many buttons. It’s a gift. o.O
Which is why Google ad-sense cancelled my account. Yes really.