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Come again? Tales of woe, drama and useless junk…

You know, my life is epic.  Truly, there\’s never a dull moment and when there is I tend to cherish them.  Kind of like good people in my life…  Someone said to me the other day:\”Is every guy you know (or been involved with, something to that effect) an ass?\” To which I simply replied it would seem like that wouldn\’t it?  Except he\’s not (YAY, well at least not yet).  Oddly enough I got to thinking to myself would I appreciate him for who he is nearly as much as I do had I not encountered such douche-baggery through the years?  Likely not, but who am I to say?  Everything does happen for a reason does it not?  OH yeah speaking of douche-bags, I just about damn near lost it yesterday when I turned my phone back on after trekking all across Montreal yesterday afternoon to find my text message in-box flooded with messages from Micheal.  Micheal who has his own tag on my blog (mostly because he\’s the only person I know who uses the word wow so much) and he\’s also the guy who stood me up and pissed me right. the. fuck. off.Gives me the weakest reasoning behind why I haven\’t heard from him in two months, yes that\’s right TWO months.  That was the biggest insult of all!  Honestly, I wasn\’t born yesterday, please don\’t insult my intelligence like that!

I call bullshit, because really, I have several e-mail accounts (don\’t ask I just do) and he has the two that I generally utilize the most.  So did he leave his laptop with said person who had his phone too?  I have a really hard time believing that.  You see he\’s been dropping in and out of my life like a damn yo-yo.  I finally put my foot down and said this is it, you pull some stunt like that again and your done.  I know people are busy, we ALL have lives.  blah blah blah…  However after such a long period of time why bother?  It was made quite clear to me that apologizing wasn\’t his intention(he even went as far to say that there was no apology in his message(s) to me), yet he felt \”I had the right to know & what I\’m(meaning me) thinking isn\’t true\”.  So obviously he still cares.  Awe how sweet, guess what?  I DON\’T.  As in care.  Regardless of whether your sorry or not, its too late to apologize anyway.  You won\’t ever have the best of me.  I have chosen to move on.  I made a promise to myself and anyone who truly knows me, knows that I don\’t make promises that I have no intentions of keeping. NEXT!

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Birthcontrol, Visa, my mom,FAIL

I bet your wondering what all four of these have in common…  Oh but they do!  See I am sure that I mentioned that some punk ass douche-bag \”compromised\” my Visa so mine was canceled as a precautionary measure.  So because of that  I had to wait for the new card to be sent to my mom\’s house in ON and then wait for her to send it to me registered mail.  Shiny new visa comes in last Thursday and I finally got off my ass to go to the post office and pick up because I had to sign for it.  So that\’s fine, I open up the envelope only to discover that my card wasn\’t ready to use, had to either activate it online or via telephone due to the chip I have with the pin.  So I tried to do it online but because I\’m not the primary card holder I apparently needed some of my moms info.  Turns out I didn\’t (bastards) but you know c\’est la vie.  So I dropped it off at home and trekked over to Gryphon to see two of my favorite people.  Had lunch with two of my favorite customers, played catch up and ran off to work to pick up my pay.

So I go to work, grab my pay, briefly tormented Freeman for a while.  So I detach my cheque from my pay stub (we use a company now) sign it, fold it in 1/2, shove it into my back pocket and run off to the bank that is literally 2 blocks away!  So as soon as I get there, I discovered that my pay was GONE.  W.T.F?!?!?!  Seriously?  FAIL!  F.A.I.L!  So I hoped that maybe it fell out of my pocket at work somewhere and went back.  I of course re-traced my steps which was pointless because it was nice and windy today and who knows where on earth it ended up?  So back at C.O.C, I called my manager to get the number of our payroll company to put a stop payment on it.  It was around 4:45, guess who closes at 4:30?  THE FUCKING PAYROLL COMPANY!  I was thinking seriously?  Your joking right?  So I ran back to the bank just to have a note put on my account file with the cheque number stating that I had lost it and to not accept it should someone try to cash it in my name because I signed it at work.  Which sounds crazy to some people but sometimes its actually safer because then no one can attempt forgery.  I consigned myself with the fact that most banks close at 4pm, which today being the ONLY time I was actually thankful for that!  I\’m hoping that if someone actually found it, that in an attempt to cash it they use the bank machine…  Yeah I know sounds nuts but I\’m thinking I should have a stop payment in place before it actually gets removed from said machine and cleared by the bank, best scenario.  Worst scenario, someone actually was able to cash it  on my behalf and then the payroll company tells me how utterly fucked I am…  We\’ll see what happens.

So I thought, all is not totally lost because I have a Visa (thanks mom!) so at least I have access to some funds and won\’t be totally poor and can just slap my pay onto that when I actually get it.  Except that wasn\’t meant to happen either…  I do all my running around, then I head off to the pharmacy to pick up my birth control pills for the month and what do you know?  MY FUCKING VISA CARD DOESN\’T WORK!  I was about ready to loose it at this point, but it was almost 7pm IE: free mins kick in, so I call the handy 800 number on the back.  \”Oh I\’m sorry miss your not the primary card holder\” So I said yeah I know, its my mom.  \”Oh is your mom there (in a condescending talking to a child tone)\” I said yeah well, she\’s home but she also lives 650km away in Ontario and I\’m in Montreal.   \”Well I need to speak with her before I do anything to the account because I have security questions I have to ask her\” .  Fine, its a security thing, I get that.  However all I wanted was my damn baby prevention script!  You see, they keep me sane and baby free, oh yeah and I don\’t have breakouts either but that\’s a side effect I\’m willing to live with.  In spite of the fact that I have awesome skin like that (thanks mom!).  So I walk home, call my mom in ON, tell her what happened and asked her to call me back once she\’s off the phone with them praying that it doesn\’t take hours.

So mom calls me back and I apologized for horribly inconveniencing her like that because I knew she wasn\’t feeling well.  She said its no problem Steph, I\’m your mom that\’s what you do as a parent.  See this is why I don\’t have kids, they\’re a pain in the ass!  I do however love my mom and all that she does for me <3.  However my mom tends to tell people a little too much on occasion, you know like the tattoo I have on my vag.  Yeah my mom goes out of her way to tell people about it.  One of these days someone\’s going to ask to see it and you know I most likely will show them.  Doesn\’t matter because my girly bits are going to be part of an art book (that\’s a whole other story).  Anyway getting off topic here…  So the person on the phone was a woman and my mom says to her my daughter went to the pharmacy to get her B/C pills but her card didn\’t work.  I don\’t need that to happen (her?  What about me? lol) she says oh yes, she would need those, can\’t have that happening now or she\’d blame Scotia for it (yes, yes I would).  Apparently they both though that was hilarious.  I however not so much.  Sooooooo I got my card activated and verified, head back to JCP for a second time, wouldn\’t you know it…  MY FUCKING VISA DIDN\’T WORK AGAIN!  So I told the poor cashier I was sorry for being such a pain, she says oh no, I feel bad for you.  I know you need them (yes, yes I do!).  So as I\’m walking home I passed a dep that had an ATM, thought well maybe its just the terminal?  Hello cash advance attempt.  Success!  Grabbed some cash and went back to the pharmacy for the THIRD time and finally got my pills.

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Totally pointless…

So I have to work with \”F\” tonight.  Who drives me crazy under normal circumstances, but today is a \”special\” kind of day.  I have PMS, so he might end up dead seriously injured by the end of the night…

So on facebook, everyone\’s doing the whole type your name into urban dictionary and see what pops up.  So I thought why not, might as well kill some time right? Here\’s what it had to say about Stephanie:

  • The sexiest girl in the world
  • Stephanie is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesn\’t know it she is very beautiful and smart. (let\’s not kid ourselves here, yeah I do know 😉 lol )
  • A very sexy, sophisticated women. Someone that knows what they want and can get it. Can also mean a sophisticated bitch.
  • Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. She is gorgeous, but still stands out from the other pretty girls. She has a sense of humor that never dissapoints or keeps you from laughing. She has this aura about her that no one else could ever have. She carries herself with grace worthy of Grace Kelly herself. Stephanie is loving, unique, and maybe even a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. Once you meet a real Stephanie, don\’t ever let go.
  • the most adorable, retardedly funny, easy and fun to talk to person to walk the earth.
  • A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined
  • The name of the most beautiful girl in the whole world, who also has the best personality and sense of humor that anyone could imagine. Sometimes referred to as a \”dream girl\”. Perfect marriage material.
  • The most amazing girl you\’ll ever meet. You\’ll fall for her no questions asked. If you find the right Stephanie, never let her go…
  • a cute girl that does not like drama but is usually always around it. she would rather hang out with boys. shes not a girly girl. she belongs with a boy named frank.
  • An amazing and wonderful girl that is truly great! She can steal your heart but trust me, there would be no complaining. \”Freaky\” and totally sexy and she has beautiful bedroom blue eyes.
  • the best friend anyone could ask for, acts weird (not a bad thing), and is always very supportive. She is very pretty and has the coolest eyes ever. its hard not to love a person this great.
  • 1 -A person who is great partner in bed and great fun to be around.

    2 -A very artistically inclined and open minded person whose talents impact the magnitude of her sexual powers

    3 -A person with a cute laugh

    4 -A person who gives great head and know how to take a cock

  • Classic but quirky dark haired beauty. Eyes that see through to your soul from clear across the room. Professional yet fun-loving to the business world while at the same time a twisted sick sense of humor with friends. Hangs better with the boys. Not afraid to worship her inner geek. Artistic, with a deep appreciation of the darker things in life. A lyrical heart open to everyone. Always in touch with her inner child. Twisted little vixen when your alone. If you ever found one and were too stupid to notice, find her again and beg her to let you back in to the circle quick before another guy gets your space.
  • a goddess, artistic, powerful, strong woman, often very tattooed
  • The girl that you fall in love with at first sight. Her amazing green eyes make your soul melt. Her smile leaves you aching. The touch of Stephanie will leave your body with endless goosebumps, pleasurable tingles and enchantment. The lips of this beautiful woman remind you of luscious, juicy fruits that you want to indulge yourself in. Its what she does to you. Oh, its what she does to you.
  • The Girl that every guy wants to have, yet her heart belongs to just ONE..

ha ha, yeah its mostly entirely true.  Except I don\’t have green eyes but c\’est la vie.  I love urban dictionary.  Random laughs are the best!

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And so…

I had something conjured up in my mind to actually post here but now I\’m having a some-timers moment. 😉  Cleavage burn is almost all cleared up, I just about damn near died when Brad asked me what that was lol.  I love him, I\’m so happy he found me again.  He\’s just so damn sweet, too bad I don\’t live in Ontario anymore…  Umm maybe that\’s a good thing?  In any case he\’s coming to visit me in the spring.  I\’d love to go to Ontario to see him again like right now but c\’est la vie.  He was just such an awesome friend in so many ways.

You know what IS a good thing? No more PMS,  OMFG  I hate hormones!  I do however love my friends who would be willing to fight for me til the bitter end.  Pending of course they don\’t take it too far…  Needles to say, you piss me off there\’s going to be at least another 100 angry people following…  Pissing me off while I have PMS is pretty much equal to a death wish.

Big changes on the work horizon!  We changed our menu added some awesome new things, and took away some stuff that just didn\’t make the cut.  Other things will be happening but I can\’t/won\’t post it on here.  Doing yet another brownie trial for work, the ones we have now just aren\’t that good.  So I\’m going to do my best to kick it up a few notches and make some killer brownies!  The first trial I did really did little for me, they were too dense and the flavor, well that left something to be desired.  Which surprised me since I used pretty high quality chocolate.  So trying it out again, but a different recipe this time around.  Also D and I have come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as inappropriate conversation or work place harassment if your in a kitchen ( a professional one).  Last week I had the most epic fit of rage ever when 2 douche bags came in a 5 minutes to fucking closing and I was PISSED, I also made no effort to hide it.  Yeah I got in shit for that one.  Oops my bad!

Did I mention how awesome my Sunday night turned out to be? Well it was 😉  Love when things just work out like that!

Random observation: there\’s a lot of bad tattoos in porn.  I mean really bad.  I of course notice these things lol.