Steph needs (according to google)…

In a lame attempt to lighten things up around here I thought I would amuse myself by actually doing this. Google apparently really does know everything!

The top 10 things that \”steph needs\”

  1. Steph needs a commonplace book. (actually no I would beg to differ as this is someone Else\’s blog but OK) Maybe I\’ll get one for Christmas.
  2. Steph needs to go to the bathroom real bahhd, but she can\’t go alone 🙁 (um hmm OK, this is a youtube video and apparently they can\’t spell). Oh and there\’s a promise of a surprise at the end?  Sadly I didn\’t watch it.
  3. According to Saunders (whomever that would be) Steph NEEDS tough love.  OK Saunders I don\’t know who you are, but lets get something straight, I don\’t *need* tough love, I AM tough to love.
  4. Steph needs someone to comfort her.  Oh really? hmmmmm
  5. According to amazon.com customer discussions Steph needs a new last name.   I actually feel kind of inclined to agree with that statement, as I HATE my last name!
  6. In La Mesa San Diego Steph is a princess in need of a prince.  Is that a tactful way of saying I need a sugar daddy?
  7. Steph needs a new number according to the voice of Celtics fans.  What kind of number are we talking about here?  A new cell phone number, landline number?
  8. Steph needs everyone\’s number ASAP (on facebook apparently).  So get on it people, this could be an emergency situation!
  9. Steph needs our continued prayers!  I do actually, someone should pray for my sorry ass!
  10. Sometimes Steph needs to remember things.  That I do agree with,  I on occasion have a horrible memory.

Notice how that says nothing about how Steph needs more street cred?  Ahem…  That\’s right because I STILL GOT IT! 😉

2 thoughts on “Steph needs (according to google)…

  1. Jay says:

    I know what Steph needs… But street cred, nah you got lots of that 🙂

    • Steph says:

      I don’t “need” anything, want well that’s a whole other story 😉 But well we’ll (and by that I mean *I*) see how that works out maybe someday. Perhaps not…

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