Category Archives: totally tasteless

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And so…

I had something conjured up in my mind to actually post here but now I\’m having a some-timers moment. 😉  Cleavage burn is almost all cleared up, I just about damn near died when Brad asked me what that was lol.  I love him, I\’m so happy he found me again.  He\’s just so damn sweet, too bad I don\’t live in Ontario anymore…  Umm maybe that\’s a good thing?  In any case he\’s coming to visit me in the spring.  I\’d love to go to Ontario to see him again like right now but c\’est la vie.  He was just such an awesome friend in so many ways.

You know what IS a good thing? No more PMS,  OMFG  I hate hormones!  I do however love my friends who would be willing to fight for me til the bitter end.  Pending of course they don\’t take it too far…  Needles to say, you piss me off there\’s going to be at least another 100 angry people following…  Pissing me off while I have PMS is pretty much equal to a death wish.

Big changes on the work horizon!  We changed our menu added some awesome new things, and took away some stuff that just didn\’t make the cut.  Other things will be happening but I can\’t/won\’t post it on here.  Doing yet another brownie trial for work, the ones we have now just aren\’t that good.  So I\’m going to do my best to kick it up a few notches and make some killer brownies!  The first trial I did really did little for me, they were too dense and the flavor, well that left something to be desired.  Which surprised me since I used pretty high quality chocolate.  So trying it out again, but a different recipe this time around.  Also D and I have come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as inappropriate conversation or work place harassment if your in a kitchen ( a professional one).  Last week I had the most epic fit of rage ever when 2 douche bags came in a 5 minutes to fucking closing and I was PISSED, I also made no effort to hide it.  Yeah I got in shit for that one.  Oops my bad!

Did I mention how awesome my Sunday night turned out to be? Well it was 😉  Love when things just work out like that!

Random observation: there\’s a lot of bad tattoos in porn.  I mean really bad.  I of course notice these things lol.

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The randomness that is my life…

So this is my first week with the schedule change and things are actually kind of OK for the most part.  Its a little different being there during the day working with and conversing with different people which is actually kind of nice.  Granted the totally inappropriate conversations are still very much never ending.  Like the great debate over just how much of a redhead I really am 😉  My hair color has changed somewhat exponentially over the years on its own due to age and the lack of sunshine that I expose it to.  However when I was a small child, my hair pretty much closely matched that of fire.  Nothing like looking as if you have a ball of flames attached to your scalp.  I offered to prove it to one of the owners at work but he declined lol.

Then we got to talking about the hockey game between Canada and the US that I quite frankly could care less about in any way shape or form because well its hockey so who cares.  OMFGWTFBBQ shocking I know…  But anyway I was talking to someone on the phone and they were screaming no no no in my ear and I couldn\’t help but lament on the fact that that was the first time I have ever had a guy scream no in my ear like that…

One can hope when I do decide to converse with said person again they aren\’t so damn crusty.  I can kind of figure out why seeing as how oddly enough there are certain aspects of said person that remind me all too much of myself.  I\’m OK with that, because then at the very least I know how to deal with that.  Nothing wrong with getting in touch with your inner Steph 😉  Then again they\’re also the greatest piece of inspiration behind my tattoo.  Don\’t quite know how to say, thanks to you I have my life back.  well I do, just don\’t know how to say it without sounding totally cheesy.

So were 7 days into the new year and so far nothing has sucked too bad…  Lots of work ahead but visa needs to get paid and the only way I can make that happen is to work my ass off some more.  I\’m not going home this summer, the cost is quite exponential overall which is slightly sad in a way seeing as how I only go to Ontario.  However when you factor in the time I need to take off of work, the cost of transportation, not to mention getting my tattoo fix whilst there and general entertainment expenses the end just doesn\’t justify the means for me when I have that much freaking debt. Well its not that bad, I know people who are FAR worse off in that department then I am but still I hate owing money.  I also hate only getting paid every 2 weeks, that\’s exceptionally irritating!

Soon I\’ll be back in school, that\’s kind of scary!  I\’m still holding off on my website because even though I finally feel as if I have my life back on track, I still haven\’t transferred everything over to this computer yet program wise and all my files are stashed on my other HDD  as well and that\’s just such a cumbersome task that I have little interest in embarking on for the moment.  It will get done, its just a matter of when really.  That and well I have too many other things that need to get out of the way first so it\’s just going to have to wait a little longer!

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Strange things happen when…

You buy a new computer .   First off you get to say things like this: \”The best thing about my new PC? I can download porn in a nanosecond!  That\’s brilliant!\” The looks on their faces? Priceless 😉  Really though, I never did realize just how freaking slow mine was until I bought my new toy (thanks mom <3) So now my usual everyday tasks don\’t take an eternity to happen which means suddenly I have more free time.  You would think that I would use that to do something constructive but no, I play with websites such as the oatmeal and take stupid quizzes just for fun.  I also discover hidden gems such as this: Why its better to pretend that you don\’t know anything about computers (this reminds me of a few people who think I\’m their own personal geek squad)  Here\’s the result(s) of some of them pointless quizzes just for fun because well I know you want to know this and that\’s OK, I\’m not here to judge you.

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More pointless although random fun comic style!:

10 words you need to stop misspelling

4 reasons to carry a shovel at all times…

17 things worth knowing about your cat

How everything goes to hell during a zombie apocalypse

The 6 types of crappy hugs

10 things you NEED to stop tweeting about (priceless!)

8 ways to prepare your pets for war

15(ish) things worth knowing about coffee

How to ride a pony

How a web design goes straight to hell.

7 reasons to keep your Tyrannosaur off of crack

6 reasons bacon is better then true love

The 5 phases of caffeine intake

5 good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth

Why i\’d rather be punched in the testicles then call customer service.

The 3 phases of owning a computer

The miserable truth about Santa

20 things worth knowing about beer

How different age groups celebrate Halloween

The motherfucking Pterodactyl

9 types of crappy handshakes

The 8 types of Awkward workouts

and more…

I blame James for this 😉

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Out with the old and in with the new…

New Schedule hooray!  I don\’t particularity care for it per Se since its 6 freaking days a week but 3 of those days are half days and the best part: THEY\’RE DURING THE DAY!  So maybe, I can get my ass back on track, have a life and you know all those good things!  So I think I will be speaking with Leanne about this whole personal Chef business because now I can totally pull it off and I need the cash.  The sooner I get my visa bill paid off the sooner I can get my derriere back in school and get the hell out of this industry and that\’s what I\’m after the most!   I have to say that this new schedule of mine feels somewhat liberating!  No more working til 4am (except for one day a week no biggie) and maybe no more feeling so lethargic all the time either!  In any case I am going to see my hot Dr. about getting my thyroid tested because I\’m always tired and cold.  I think its under-active (very much like myself)  :p So that\’s on my to look into list and I\’ll be doing that sometime this week seeing as how I\’ve been like this for years and nothing much as helped aside from lots and lots of caffeine!

My newest tattoo addition is healing beautifully and I am quite happy about that!  When it started to scab over it was a tad gross because the kept falling into my cleavage and it looked like I had some strange disease or as someone pointed out, looked like I had ants in my bra…  My lovely friend Jeremy came in from Maine with his super sweet new Beau Tim and we had a fabulous brunch at my house.  It was so great to see them both!

So tomorrow I have to run to the post office and mail my rent via registered mail, do my laundry, pop into Gryphon and see my ladies!  Call the clinic about getting those tests done and talk to Leanne who is hopefully in the office when I pop in.  I also have to finish cleaning my apartment!  I made some minor changes to the decor around here and got rid of some stuff that I don\’t need any longer.  The garbage men are going to likely hate me but its nice to De-clutter one\’s home 🙂  Some stuff can be donated and it will be, or I\’ll just put an ad up on CL in the free section to get rid of it that much faster.  I also have to network my old PC and my new one so that I don\’t have to spent an eternity burning CD\’s and what have you.  That\’s going to be a slightly cumbersome task but at least I\’ll have all my programs on here.  Especially Microsoft office because I don\’t have the CD anymore and well I don\’t see a point in buying it again and of course my new computer (which I love!) only has the 60 day trial.  Not to mention all the other programs that I have trapped in my old HDD.  I could just switch them out but this one is bigger (460g) vs my old one (80g) and the OS isn\’t the same either.

Then maybe I\’ll get back on track with my website!  For now though I\’m going to focus on getting caught up on some much needed things around here and in my day to day life first.  I\’m finding it really difficult to sum up the motivation to work on that I have to admit.  It just seems so damn tedious…  I\’ve contemplated throwing in the towel on numerous occasions but, as everyone has said:\”You\’ve come this far\” but I still have such a LONG way to go…  But hey if its meant to be, it\’ll happen right?

On a final note: Some seasonal (Christmas) humor leftover from the holidays.   Sketchy Santa &  The ultimate prank